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Started by Pandemonium, July 30, 2011, 02:27:05 AM

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T҉̨o͠ ̢͠ì̛́n͡͏̛͢͞v̶̧͝o͜͢k͏͢͟͟҉ȩ̵̢̛͡ ͏̧͞ţ̷̴͡h́e҉̵̢͘͞ ̴̀͞h̶͟͞i̷v̸̷̨e҉͢͟͞҉-̵̷͘͞͞m̷͟͞í̷͞͠n͘͘̕d͢͠ ̴̵̀̕͡r̕͢e̷̴͢p̸̢̡͢͞ŗ̵e̶̕s̵̴̨̛ę̴͘͠n̡̢t́̀͝i͘͟͡n͜g̀͢ ̶̕c̴̛͜h͢a̶̧o͘͝҉s̡̧.̴̨̕͞
̷̨̨͟I͏̨̛͏n̨v̶̢̧̀͡o҉͝k͜͜i̕͘͟͡ń̴̶̶g̡͟͢ ̸̕͘͜͟ţ̵͞h̷͝e̴̛ ͏̶̀͠f̵̛͘e̶͘e҉̕͢͡l̴͡į̵̢͘͝ń̕g̴̵͏̸̕ ̀͢͢òf̡́ ̶̕̕͝͠c̵̡̛͠h̢͢͏̴a̵̕͘͝͞o̷̕͝s̶̸͞.̢́͜͜͟
̢̨́͠Ẁ̷i̵̷̧͢͠t̸̢̧̛̀h̨҉̀ ̷̸̡̕͜o̵͜ứ̡͝͠t͘͏̵͞ ҉͏̨͠ǫ̶̛͜͟r̸̡̨̛̕ḑ͘͝͡e̶̶҉͡r̵̢̨͢͡.̶͏
̡҉T̵͡͡h̵́͏è̵͢͠͝ ̷̴͟N̷̴͝e̛͢͏z̸̛̛͢p̶͘͟͞è͡ŗ͝͏̛d̸͘ì̵̵a̕͡ń͟͜ ̡̛͢͞ḩ͝i̴͘͠͡v̷̷̧͟e͏̧-̷̷̴͞m͜͏̷͜͡í̵́n̸̨̛͞d̨͜ ̷̧͢o͏̵̕f̨́̀ ̵͞ç̸͜͠҉h̴̵͠͏͏a͘҉ò̴̷͝s̨̛͘͜.̵̕ ́̕Z͏҉̷͟a̴̵̢͠l̵̡͝ǵ̷̷o҉̡̛͜.̵̵̢͜ ̶
̛͟H̨̛͡e̸̴̛ ̧̧̢͘͠w͏̵̨̀h̕̕͞͞ó̴̕͝ ͏̴̛̀Ẃ͞a̴͡į̷͝t̶̨ş̵̷͡͠ ̶̶̧̡͝B̶̸̷̵͢e͝͏̧͝h҉̶͜i̧n̨͡͠d̴̶̷̸̨ ̵͘͝͝T̷̢̕h̸̨͢͠e͏́ ̴̡́͢͜W҉͘͝a͝͞͏̀͝l̸͞l̵̢͘҉.҉̶̸̨̢͜
̨҉̀͘P̵̷͘҉͡r̷̨̕͠͡e̕͜ṕ͞a̴̵̡ŕ̨̛͢è̸͝ ̀̀y̵̧͜o͘͢͜u̴̵͠r҉̀͡s̴̷͜͡͞e̕͜͝l͏̶̧̕f̶͢
Picture this any time you think of me xoxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta8GWrxUX34

Even though I'm business casual.

Nobody got shit on my normie skin.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: General_Apathy on July 30, 2011, 02:27:05 AM
T҉̨o͠ ̢͠ì̛́n͡͏̛͢͞v̶̧͝o͜͢k͏͢͟͟҉ȩ̵̢̛͡ ͏̧͞ţ̷̴͡h́e҉̵̢͘͞ ̴̀͞h̶͟͞i̷v̸̷̨e҉͢͟͞҉-̵̷͘͞͞m̷͟͞í̷͞͠n͘͘̕d͢͠ ̴̵̀̕͡r̕͢e̷̴͢p̸̢̡͢͞ŗ̵e̶̕s̵̴̨̛ę̴͘͠n̡̢t́̀͝i͘͟͡n͜g̀͢ ̶̕c̴̛͜h͢a̶̧o͘͝҉s̡̧.̴̨̕͞
̷̨̨͟I͏̨̛͏n̨v̶̢̧̀͡o҉͝k͜͜i̕͘͟͡ń̴̶̶g̡͟͢ ̸̕͘͜͟ţ̵͞h̷͝e̴̛ ͏̶̀͠f̵̛͘e̶͘e҉̕͢͡l̴͡į̵̢͘͝ń̕g̴̵͏̸̕ ̀͢͢òf̡́ ̶̕̕͝͠c̵̡̛͠h̢͢͏̴a̵̕͘͝͞o̷̕͝s̶̸͞.̢́͜͜͟
̢̨́͠Ẁ̷i̵̷̧͢͠t̸̢̧̛̀h̨҉̀ ̷̸̡̕͜o̵͜ứ̡͝͠t͘͏̵͞ ҉͏̨͠ǫ̶̛͜͟r̸̡̨̛̕ḑ͘͝͡e̶̶҉͡r̵̢̨͢͡.̶͏
̡҉T̵͡͡h̵́͏è̵͢͠͝ ̷̴͟N̷̴͝e̛͢͏z̸̛̛͢p̶͘͟͞è͡ŗ͝͏̛d̸͘ì̵̵a̕͡ń͟͜ ̡̛͢͞ḩ͝i̴͘͠͡v̷̷̧͟e͏̧-̷̷̴͞m͜͏̷͜͡í̵́n̸̨̛͞d̨͜ ̷̧͢o͏̵̕f̨́̀ ̵͞ç̸͜͠҉h̴̵͠͏͏a͘҉ò̴̷͝s̨̛͘͜.̵̕ ́̕Z͏҉̷͟a̴̵̢͠l̵̡͝ǵ̷̷o҉̡̛͜.̵̵̢͜ ̶
̛͟H̨̛͡e̸̴̛ ̧̧̢͘͠w͏̵̨̀h̕̕͞͞ó̴̕͝ ͏̴̛̀Ẃ͞a̴͡į̷͝t̶̨ş̵̷͡͠ ̶̶̧̡͝B̶̸̷̵͢e͝͏̧͝h҉̶͜i̧n̨͡͠d̴̶̷̸̨ ̵͘͝͝T̷̢̕h̸̨͢͠e͏́ ̴̡́͢͜W҉͘͝a͝͞͏̀͝l̸͞l̵̢͘҉.҉̶̸̨̢͜
̨҉̀͘P̵̷͘҉͡r̷̨̕͠͡e̕͜ṕ͞a̴̵̡ŕ̨̛͢è̸͝ ̀̀y̵̧͜o͘͢͜u̴̵͠r҉̀͡s̴̷͜͡͞e̕͜͝l͏̶̧̕f̶͢

Poptart is coming back AGAIN? Jesus fuck!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Wizard Joseph

Greetings General_Apathy.

Here's your pseudo-crypto exposed.


QuoteTo invoke the hive-mind representing chaos.  Invoking the feeling of chaos.  with out order.  the Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos.  zalgo.  He who Waits Behind The Wall.  Prepare yourself

This was embedded in the gibberish.  Not sure what to make of it, my invocations of "pure" chaos never really went beyond the thinking it :x stupid :x and not doing it stage.

Nobody here's gonna freak out if your face shreds open and a thousand shrieking, formless outer-things spill forth or something. 
Most of the folks here are not only prepared already, but find it annoying to keep cleaning up after the mess.
The designated  :vom: "Spilling Forth of Ultimate Chaos" zones are clearly marked, and have a material safety data sheet (MSDS) nearby.

Also, I think I met He who Waits Behind The Wall at a gloryhole convention...
   :oops:  It's not important why I was there, but the little bit I'm sure he let you see on your side of the wall is false advertising. 
I assure you.


You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

themenniss

'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Cain

Has anyone tried to do Zalgo porn yet?

I mean, "he comes" is just begging for some creative misinterpretation..

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


President Television

Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2011, 08:02:37 PM
Has anyone tried to do Zalgo porn yet?

I mean, "he comes" is just begging for some creative misinterpretation..

They have.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SANITY: http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/8d3574afa038e37bbf5e6d69b42544c7/455265%20-%20Cthulhu%20Nevvyland%20The_Slender_Man%20Zalgo.jpg
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cain


The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl