Anyone want to knock the snot out of Octomom?

[Luna]

I think we have vastly differing ideas of what constitutes pornography.

I can't see her vagina anywhere in those shots, and I'm pretty sure that a vagina with 8 suckered tentacles can't be easy to conceal.




I mean, that IS why they call her "Octomom", right?

Porn is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.  I suspect it's this shoot which started the "she did porn" thing, anyway, that and the rumor that Steven Hirsh from Vivid paid off the balloon payment on her house.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I scoured the entire internet.

Sadly, she has not, in fact, appeared in any pornography.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/octomom-porn-nadya-sulema_n_810814.html

Other than a fetish shoot that's being shopped around.  The fact that she's whipping a guy dressed as an infant I find... disturbing.

That's not porn. It's not even EROTIC.

[Luna]

I scoured the entire internet.

Sadly, she has not, in fact, appeared in any pornography.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/octomom-porn-nadya-sulema_n_810814.html

Other than a fetish shoot that's being shopped around.  The fact that she's whipping a guy dressed as an infant I find... disturbing.

That's not porn. It's not even EROTIC.

Yeah, well, she can't exactly do actual porn and still claim to have been celibate for the past dozen years.  (She claims to have had sex with only two men, the father of her kids, and an ex-boyfriend.  I note she somehow leaves her ex-husband off this list.)

[Cainad (dec.)]

Here is what I had to say about this, two years ago:

My 100% Honest And Definitely Not Sarcastic Thoughts On The Octomom

THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL


THERE I WAS, TRYING TO BUY SOME GUM IN THE SUPERMARKET, MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS WELFARE QUEEN SINGLE MOM IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME WAS ALL LIKE "ENNNH I'M GOING INTO LABOR GIMMIE A MOMENT" AND THEN SHE JUST POPPED OUT LIKE TEN SPROGS ALL IN ONE GO AND GOT AMNIOTIC FLUID ALL OVER MY SHOES

AGAIN



I SWEAR IF I GET HELD UP IN TRAFFIC ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME BECAUSE ONE OF THOSE BABY MACHINES DECIDES TO GO TO A FERTILITY CLINIC AND THEN SPEWS OUT BABIES ALL OVER THE INTERSECTION AND THUS MAKING ME WAIT UNTIL SOCIAL WORKERS MANAGE TO CLEAN THEM ALL UP, I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY DAY IN A MATERNITY WARD AND SWAP IT WITH A BABY BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING UTERI-WITH-LEGS PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

My position on the matter has not changed.

[East Coast Hustle]

I scoured the entire internet.

Sadly, she has not, in fact, appeared in any pornography.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/octomom-porn-nadya-sulema_n_810814.html

Other than a fetish shoot that's being shopped around.  The fact that she's whipping a guy dressed as an infant I find... disturbing.

That's not porn. It's not even EROTIC.

Yeah, well, she can't exactly do actual porn and still claim to have been celibate for the past dozen years.  (She claims to have had sex with only two men, the father of her kids, and an ex-boyfriend.  I note she somehow leaves her ex-husband off this list.)

Sure she could.

There are literally millions of websites full of girls doing pornographic things to themselves with nobody around to help them.

And again, she has 8 sucker-covered prehensile tentacles. I mean, the universe practically demands that she appear in a solo scene.

[Jenne]

I scoured the entire internet.

Sadly, she has not, in fact, appeared in any pornography.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/octomom-porn-nadya-sulema_n_810814.html

Other than a fetish shoot that's being shopped around.  The fact that she's whipping a guy dressed as an infant I find... disturbing.

That's what I was talking about--I only saw a hair's breadth of it on the TV before I turned it off.  Otherwise I really do NOT pay much attention to this shit.  I just find it interesting she doesn't try the actual CAREER path other than perpetual-15-minute-er to make the few bucks she's making.

I'm wondering what the sustainability of this is in raising the 10 chillens.

Otherwise I really couldn't care less.

[Elder Iptuous]

you probably shouldn't encourage someone like that to seek a career, lest they decide that politics is their calling.