Anyone want to knock the snot out of Octomom?

[Luna]

Seriously.

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2011/08/octomom_nadya_suleman_looking.html

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I'd hit it.

[Jenne]

...anything to make a buck so those kids can eat...except a McJob, I guess.

I know she's done pr0n as well.

[East Coast Hustle]

I wanna knock the boots off of Octomom. Does that count?

[Freeky]

The Suleman octuplets are only the second full set of octuplets to be born alive in the U.S. and, at age 2, are the longest living set of octuplets in this country.

She can't be that bad of a mom if she can beat the record on that.  One baby is hard;  I wouldn't even want to know about eight.

[Luna]

The Suleman octuplets are only the second full set of octuplets to be born alive in the U.S. and, at age 2, are the longest living set of octuplets in this country.

She can't be that bad of a mom if she can beat the record on that.  One baby is hard;  I wouldn't even want to know about eight.

http://www.celebitchy.com/166101/octomom_my_last_nanny_just_quit_no_idea_how_to_get_out_of_this_situation/

She's busy running all over the country doing "celeb" appearances.  I don't know who is taking care of those kids, and whoever it is is doing a good job... but it ain't her.

[Cain]

She wouldn't be able to do celebrity appearances if there wasn't a demand for it.

Hate the game, not the player.  A game, which incidentally, not only involves building up her status as a celebrity, but also the flipside moralizing about it.

[Luna]

She wouldn't be able to do celebrity appearances if there wasn't a demand for it.

Hate the game, not the player.  A game, which incidentally, not only involves building up her status as a celebrity, but also the flipside moralizing about it.

I don't hate her for cashing in...  I hate her for spitting out eight kids, on top of the six she's already got, while she's on fucking welfare, and making the rest of the country pay for them.  I'm hoping she's making enough cash that she gets booted off welfare and pays her own damn way... and enough to pay somebody with a brain in their head to take care of that pack of brats.  (If you ever saw the "loving" mom dealing with her kids in her video blog...  I love kids, I do...  But if I ever did to my mother what some of those kids do to her, I wouldn't be sitting here typing, today.)

[Elder Iptuous]

...anything to make a buck so those kids can eat...except a McJob, I guess.

I would think it would have to be a helluva job to cover the cost of childcare for all those kids and still have enough left to support them.  If she could swing that, i would think any sane person would jump at the chance to get away from the home for a bit.  (of course, from what i've seen, she doesn't really fit the bill of 'sane person', so...)

I know she's done pr0n as well.

really?
i'm skeptical of this. have you seen it?

[East Coast Hustle]

I scoured the entire internet.

Sadly, she has not, in fact, appeared in any pornography.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I could kind of not give a single shit. She's a blip. I mean, it's weird, sure. But that's about it. I mean, there's a rumor that she was on welfare, but even that's not confirmed. And who cares?

There are methed-out "mothers" starving/neglecting/beating baby after baby to death all over the country, but THIS is what people choose to care about. Fuck.

[Elder Iptuous]

I could kind of not give a single shit. She's a blip. I mean, it's weird, sure. But that's about it. I mean, there's a rumor that she was on welfare, but even that's not confirmed. And who cares?

There are methed-out "mothers" starving/neglecting/beating baby after baby to death all over the country, but THIS is what people choose to care about. Fuck.

eh... it's just what people pay attention to, because it's unusual.  sadly the methed-out mothers are common, and therefore don't get a lot of focus.  If you were to put up a thread about a standard methed-out mother doing standard methed-out mother stuff, then there would be some replies of 'wow. that sucks.' and that's probably about it, right?

but you put up a thread about octomom (methed-out mothers don't get supervillain sounding names, do they?), and people cant babble about: novelty boxing matches, her whacky comments, the prospect of her doing bizarre porn, the welfare thing, that one interview where she did that one thing, etc....

[Freeky]

I could kind of not give a single shit. She's a blip. I mean, it's weird, sure. But that's about it. I mean, there's a rumor that she was on welfare, but even that's not confirmed. And who cares?

There are methed-out "mothers" starving/neglecting/beating baby after baby to death all over the country, but THIS is what people choose to care about. Fuck.

Pretty much this.

I see tabloids in the grocery store, and half of the people on the cover I'm like "Who's this douchebag?"  and the other half I'm like "This passes for NEWS?  What the hell."

In this case, my reaction was both.

[Luna]

I scoured the entire internet.

Sadly, she has not, in fact, appeared in any pornography.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/octomom-porn-nadya-sulema_n_810814.html

Other than a fetish shoot that's being shopped around.  The fact that she's whipping a guy dressed as an infant I find... disturbing.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think we have vastly differing ideas of what constitutes pornography.

I can't see her vagina anywhere in those shots, and I'm pretty sure that a vagina with 8 suckered tentacles can't be easy to conceal.




I mean, that IS why they call her "Octomom", right?