Nigels's stupid dating story thread

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, Nigel, please tell me you're going to fuck with him a bit more please please PLEASE tell me you are. 


Freeky,
Living vicariously through badasses.

Oh, I am. As long as he'll keep writing lengthy tomes extolling how amazing he is every time I poke, I plan on continuing to waste his time.

[Freeky]

Also, Nigel, please tell me you're going to fuck with him a bit more please please PLEASE tell me you are. 


Freeky,
Living vicariously through badasses.

Oh, I am. As long as he'll keep writing lengthy tomes extolling how amazing he is every time I poke, I plan on continuing to waste his time.

YES.  HELL YES.
HELL
FUCKING
YES

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KS.

You rang?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, Nigel, please tell me you're going to fuck with him a bit more please please PLEASE tell me you are. 


Freeky,
Living vicariously through badasses.

Oh, I am. As long as he'll keep writing lengthy tomes extolling how amazing he is every time I poke, I plan on continuing to waste his time.

YES.  HELL YES.
HELL
FUCKING
YES

This stuff needs to be compiled in a book. Or at least a blog. 

[Nadezhda]

  One day, I'll be as awesome as the Dark Empress. 

[navkat]

I want to see this thread grow. Not because I'm a fan of schadenfreude, but because Nigel's adventures make me feel like I'm less of a weirdo magnet and because these interactions are fascinating.

[Faust]

What a weirdo, why would someone make up stories like an ex bringing a 19 year old to have sex with them.
He must be a very loney man.

I've removed his middle name, even that and his place of business is enough to cause me trouble if it came to it, I know it doesn't seem too specific but when a lot of places have contacts up for their employees its something that could bite me on the ass.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What a weirdo, why would someone make up stories like an ex bringing a 19 year old to have sex with them.
He must be a very loney man.

I've removed his middle name, even that and his place of business is enough to cause me trouble if it came to it, I know it doesn't seem too specific but when a lot of places have contacts up for their employees its something that could bite me on the ass.

No worries.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are several more emails, none of them quite as funny as that last one but I'll post them anyway after I do my shipping.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 5:27 PM, [Nigel] wrote:

    Being easy to find is the price I pay for success in my art; my address is on my website, as well as the phone book.

    But of course, I'm not trying to hide.

    Yep, I was hung over that morning and I went back to bed after emailing you, but the reason I canceled was because somehow you talked your way around sending a face pic and I wasn't comfortable with that. I later woke up groggy and disoriented, and thought I'd slept through the date.

    I am, actually, good friends with all but one of my exes. I'm having a beer in the back yard of one right now while he puts a finish coat on some paneling. We were just talking about dating, because I'm on my way to a date in 15 minutes.

    The rest of your resume is lovely. Have a nice life.

On 8/4/11 5:52 PM, Easy Duzit wrote:
> Your address is not on your website or embedded in the underlying code, but I think that the person who wrote the code loves or loved you or what you do or both.
>
> It is written with heart.
>
> I am sure you were more than worthy.
>
> Be safe and enjoy your hiking.
>
> Tony

On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 9:23 PM, [Nigel] wrote:

    It's on my website, you just didn't find the page. It's a requirement for my merchant account. Not only  that, but my domain registration info is out there for the world to see. And that's not even considering  that you can look me up in the PHONE BOOK. It's not brain science.

    You are right; my ex-husband coded my website. We're in the middle of a redesign now, because it's pretty dated.

    And right again; I don't have your IP. I didn't actually bother to check it after I had what I thought was the information I was after. If your middle name isn't Q----, then there's a different Tony, age 49, working in IT for F---- & L------.

    As I said before, have a lovely life.

[On 8/4/11 10:30 PM, Easy Duzit wrote:
> Swing and a miss, but thank you for playing.

On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 10:34 PM, [Nigel] wrote:

    Oh well, it was a fair try. Hope you're enjoying your escort services!

On 8/4/11 10:35 PM, Easy Duzit wrote:
> I give it away for free.

On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 10:37 PM, [Nigel] wrote:

    Haven't met a man yet who charged for it, but it's a little pitiful when they have to pay for it.

On 8/4/11 10:41 PM, Easy Duzit wrote:
> That is true, but the good thing is that most women want to be happy in the arms of a charming man.
>
> There are some exceptions that want to drive themselves to misery. They particularly like having the last word. Even if they lack imagination, grace or style.
>
> I do avoid them as much as possible.
>
> You really don't like being told that you are not good enough do you?

On 8/4/11 10:48 PM, [Nigel] wrote:
> I thought it was funny. I deleted it and was going to leave it unanswered, but I have an ongoing "Stupid dating stories" project and when I posted this one, a lot of people clamored for more so I dug it out again to see if I could squeeze any more funny out of it. Thank you for providing so much material! My readers really love it.
>
> I'm sure the women you pay for sex do a good job of making you believe they're happy. They are professionals, after all.

I haven't heard back from him since that. 

[Freeky]

 

Victory, the spoils of war are yours!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Would you dance with the Dark Empress by the pale monitor light?

If yes, click submit. If pissing yourself in fear, hit esc and run.

[Triple Zero]

especially in the last few messages, I feel his tone of voice got a very AKK-like quality ... very typical blend of condescending, ego and put-downs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

especially in the last few messages, I feel his tone of voice got a very AKK-like quality ... very typical blend of condescending, ego and put-downs.

Oh hell yes. Everything about him screams "Dunning/Kruger effect".

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.....coup de grâce!