ROGER

[Freeky]

STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?

I HAVE THE BAGELS.  YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE. 

HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

[Doktor Howl]

STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?

I HAVE THE BAGELS.  YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE. 

HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

That wasn't the neighbor's dog.

[Freeky]

STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?

I HAVE THE BAGELS.  YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE. 

HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

That wasn't the neighbor's dog.

....

That cat is going to assassinate you, you know...

[Doktor Howl]

STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?

I HAVE THE BAGELS.  YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE. 

HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

That wasn't the neighbor's dog.

....

That cat is going to assassinate you, you know...

Not if I get it first.  Little fucker shat in my boot.  I fucking hate cats.

[Freeky]

STOP FREAKING OUT, OKAY?

I HAVE THE BAGELS.  YOU CAN STOP PUNTING THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG OFF THE BALCONY AND RE-REELING HIM BACK IN WITH FISHING LINE AND POLE. 

HE'S GONNA BE MAKING A COMPLAINT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

That wasn't the neighbor's dog.

....

That cat is going to assassinate you, you know...

Not if I get it first.  Little fucker shat in my boot.  I fucking hate cats.

I think he's frustrated that you've hidden your good booze, and he can't find it or get to it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.

[Doktor Howl]

Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.

WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.

WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!

[Freeky]

Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.

WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!

The cat is, unfortunately, very picky.  He won't take the nameless bouron that the Meetrack sells, no, and if you try and give it to him, he'll walk away, maybe even do a cute cat thing.  But the next day all your shoes are filled with poo and your face looks like someone took a weedwhacker to it.


It's this vv or bust.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Have you considered just putting a saucer of bourbon out for him? He probably gets crazy when withdrawals set in.

WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL LEAVE A LITTLE CEDAR OUT FOR THE TERMITES!

The cat is, unfortunately, very picky.  He won't take the nameless bouron that the Meetrack sells, no, and if you try and give it to him, he'll walk away, maybe even do a cute cat thing.  But the next day all your shoes are filled with poo and your face looks like someone took a weedwhacker to it.


It's this vv or bust.

Well, it's a cat... it can't possibly drink THAT much bourbon in a day, right?

[Freeky]

Ahhmmmm..... 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't believe that Roger managed to attract an alcoholic, vindictive stray cat. 

Oh wait. Tucson.

[Doktor Howl]

I can't believe that Roger managed to attract an alcoholic, vindictive stray cat. 

Oh wait. Tucson.

I hate that fucking thing.  I see a pair of fuzzy slippers in its not-so-distant future.

WHO'S STYLING HIS BRAND NEW SHARP-LOOKIN' CAT SLIPPERS?  COULD IT BE ROGER?

[Cuddlefish]

Hrm. I hope it's not this kind of cat. That may be troubling. I hear they're difficult to get rid of.

[Freeky]

That's some good air you just got with that kick. 

I do not approve, but it's not my cat, so...