Forget Florida, it's all about Ohio

[Cain]

I mean, seriously, wtf?

A US woman has died from asphyxiation after falling head first into a recycling bin, a coroner has found.

Sheila Decoster, 62, was discovered by her husband on Friday evening, upside down in a 65-gallon (295-litre) plastic bin at her home in Toledo, Ohio.

She was clad in her pyjamas and her slippers were on a porch by the bin.

She is thought either to have lost her balance and fallen off a porch into the bin or fallen in while trying to retrieve an object, an official said.

[...]

Richard Decoster, her husband of 43 years, told the Toledo Blade newspaper he returned home from the shops at about 17:00 local time and saw his wife's leg sticking out of the bin.

"I just happened to look to the left and, honestly, thought it was a dummy," Mr Decoster told the newspaper.

"I shook her leg and called her name, and I knew she was gone."

I know I shouldn't make light of this tragedy, but I honestly find every detail of this story hilarious as hell.

[The Johnny]

Gotta admire such a person, took recycling and ecology to its logical conclusion and ultimate consequences.

[BabylonHoruv]

We also have fun people like this guy

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html (for those opposed to clicking he was arrested for fucking his picnic table)

and of course this guy

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/04/26/armed-man-arrested-near-obama-plane/

who is actually a friend of mine.  He didn't intend to shoot the president, he's just hill jack enough that it did not occur to him to remove his pistol from his hip before watching airforce one take off, and that's a pretty normal attitude in this town.

ETA fixed link, my friend takes guns to watch airforce one take off, he doesn't fuck tables.  Or if he does he at least has never shared that fact with me.

[Bruno]

We also have fun people like this guy

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html (for those opposed to clicking he was arrested for fucking his picnic table)

and of course this guy

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

who is actually a friend of mine.  He didn't intend to shoot the president, he's just hill jack enough that it did not occur to him to remove his pistol from his hip before watching airforce one take off, and that's a pretty normal attitude in this town.

You just posted the same link twice.

[BabylonHoruv]

We also have fun people like this guy

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html (for those opposed to clicking he was arrested for fucking his picnic table)

and of course this guy

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

who is actually a friend of mine.  He didn't intend to shoot the president, he's just hill jack enough that it did not occur to him to remove his pistol from his hip before watching airforce one take off, and that's a pretty normal attitude in this town.

You just posted the same link twice.

So i did.  Thank you for pointing that out

[Epimetheus]

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/04/26/armed-man-arrested-near-obama-plane/

who is actually a friend of mine.  He didn't intend to shoot the president, he's just hill jack enough that it did not occur to him to remove his pistol from his hip before watching airforce one take off, and that's a pretty normal attitude in this town.

The car stuff seems a little...off...?

[BabylonHoruv]

All the radios?  He's a huge Ham radio enthusiast.  Or the plans for gun scopes?  He's also a gun nut.

Off is a word I definitely might apply to Sean, he's got a bit of a creepy vibe, but I think it is because he's actually gay and doesn't want to admit it.  People that aren't comfortable with their own sexuality tend to come of as creepy. I may be wrong, but that's my opinion as well as that of several of his other friends.  he used to be a skinny little punk in high school, he had a tendency to sit in the seats of bigger older kids and refuse to move until they physically moved him.  I think the guns let him feel a sense of power he never had back then. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shouldn't you be off somewhere masturbating and e-murdering Wyldkat in chat?

[Pæs]

Shouldn't you be off somewhere masturbating and e-murdering Wyldkat in chat?

If people don't want him in their threads, they should learn not to use words like "asphyxiation".

[Epimetheus]

All the radios?  He's a huge Ham radio enthusiast.  Or the plans for gun scopes?  He's also a gun nut.

The lights and siren.

[BabylonHoruv]

All the radios?  He's a huge Ham radio enthusiast.  Or the plans for gun scopes?  He's also a gun nut.

The lights and siren.

I believe that was an invention of the reporter.  I've ridden in his car and there's no siren or lights.

[Epimetheus]

All the radios?  He's a huge Ham radio enthusiast.  Or the plans for gun scopes?  He's also a gun nut.

The lights and siren.

I believe that was an invention of the reporter.  I've ridden in his car and there's no siren or lights.

In that case, my condolences to your creepy, gun-toting friend.