aini's fairy guide to meep

[saint aini]

Meep is a sound that fairies, mice and dragon babies make.  Meep is a most expressive sound that evolves into a language in its own right if permitted to do so.  This language varies from friend to friend and is totally uninterpretable by greyfaces.  Most greyfaces will not bother to understand a single meep after your first meep.  Thus, you can use meep for secure communications.

There is no way to mispronounce the word meep as variations in pronounciation create new words since meep is a most expressive sound.  Its highly subjective meaning depends on its inflection.  Some say that it is a nonsense word.  I agree.  mEEp expresses emotion pure and unadulterated by thought.

meep--a simple meep
mEEp--a perky meep
mEEP--a startled meep
MEep--a tired meep
m33p--a l33t meep
d33W--an uber l33t meep from a fae flying upside down
MEEP--a very loud meep

meepity meep fu fu! is a common expression amongst meepers to express great joy or to end a sentence.

Other sounds ending in eep (feep, deep, teep) and variations with the -ity are known to be included in the language.

The meep tongue is usually pronounced with a chirping, lilting accent similar to that of Yorkshire, but accent may vary.  Some may add a bit of a buzz to their accent on cerain moods.  Please be aware that meaning in meep is carried by the way the word is caressed phonetically as all meaning is derived from the subjective interpretation of the attack, sustain, decay, frequency envelop profile and volume profile.

In Discordianism, there is a story of five fairies who meep.  A group of five individuals dressed as fairies and meeping would mindfuck all in view, but usually one person dressed as a fairy is enough.

If you name your cat meep or a variation thereof, you will be proudly declaring your eccentricity or insanity to the local populace.

Meep is also the name of a personality test.

Some claim that they pwn meep or are the high priest of meep inc.  Since meep is a language more ancient than any human tongue, no mortal pwns meep.  

There are a few other uses, but many of them are top secret.

When I have a bit of time, I'll add a few audio samples.

This guide is released under the GNU Free Documentation License.

aini

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Schnaubba schneebba

[fluffy]

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¬°peem!

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[stabag]

I dont meep, its not good for me. Think Im allergic or something.
But I do beep.

- End of transmission -

[BADGE OF HONOR]

"meep" is far too cute for the likes of me.  Overexposure to the word "meep" gives me a case of the irrational violence.

[Rupert Giles]

Hey, if Goddess herself decides to say Meep to people because her voice would shatter out pitiful human minds, then it's good enough for me.

[Horab Fibslager]

"meep" is far too cute for the likes of me.  Overexposure to the word "meep" gives me a case of the irrational violence.

irratinal violence is fun, but persoanlyl i've found the old cold crisp intelect unself aware(er not exactly) with every mvoe a calculation(uh more or less) for the optimal level of violence.

[Verthaine]

The people of my previous life's homeworld (Urth) do not meep,they Meiuw( We are a race of Ailuro Sapians,i.e smart  bipedal cats).We used to have fairies on Urth,but unfortunately for them,being very small,with sparkling wings,was a very bad thing to be on a planet filled with cats.Too bad,I heard they tasted real good covered with Loosiana Hot Saurce.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Hey, if Goddess herself decides to say Meep to people because her voice would shatter out pitiful human minds, then it's good enough for me.

that would be God herself ( why are people under the impression that the word denotes gender?!?!? I mean we in the theatre know the word is actor ( someone who acts) so why put a gender to it it's not a male that acts just someone that acts... people))

[saint aini]

BUMP

Never again.  Remember the horrors of those days.

Ich bilde Tote!

[Payne]

That is quite scary.

~~~Hides in a corner

[saint aini]

That is quite scary.

~~~Hides in a corner

You know what's even scarier?

That was on my now defunct website.

[Triple Zero]

You know what's even scarier?

That was on my now defunct website.

OH NOE

ALL THOSE YEARS OF CLICKTHROUGH AD REVENUE

[saint aini]

You know what's even scarier?

That was on my now defunct website.

OH NOE

ALL THOSE YEARS OF CLICKTHROUGH AD REVENUE

i never put ads on my sites. I want to transfer my domains to a server that lets me do porn if I so want to.

I may put ads on the magazine I'm planning to launch

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

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