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aini's fairy guide to meep

Started by saint aini, September 23, 2004, 07:44:50 PM

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Do you meep?

meep (yes, I'm a meeper)
5 (55.6%)
neep (no, I'm not a meeper)
2 (22.2%)
What's meep? (I'm a greyface and can't understand a single meep.)
2 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: September 23, 2004, 07:46:20 PM

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saint aini

#15
April 26, 2007, 04:28:37 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 26, 2007, 04:12:52 PM
This thread has been declared a class 5 toolbox.

So toolish that it levels everything in sight?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jasper

#16
April 26, 2007, 07:00:45 PM
*Cackles*  Oh wow.

B_M_W

#17
April 27, 2007, 02:42:59 AM
This is nearly the day I arrived on this forum.

About a week early.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

P3nT4gR4m

#18
April 27, 2007, 08:14:55 AM
Lemme guess  - your internets were running ahead of schedule?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

#19
May 02, 2007, 01:18:37 AM
Quote from: Rupert Giles on September 24, 2004, 07:09:06 AM
Hey, if Goddess herself decides to say Meep to people because her voice would shatter out pitiful human minds, then it's good enough for me.


i'm nominating this as THE WURST POST ON DA INTERNET......EVAR.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

the last yatto

#20
March 26, 2010, 08:48:34 PM
BUMP
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
March 26, 2010, 08:54:09 PM
What the FUCK.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#22
March 26, 2010, 09:03:41 PM
:argh!:

NEVER AGAIN THE RETARDING TIMES!!!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

#23
March 26, 2010, 09:04:20 PM
Molon Lube

Telarus

#24
March 26, 2010, 09:34:30 PM
 :aaa:

:lord:

:argh!:

:ohnotache:

:mullet:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Dimocritus

#25
March 26, 2010, 10:03:10 PM

This thread should be fucking locked for the sake of all that is decent.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Triple Zero

#26
March 26, 2010, 10:34:21 PM
doesn't matter, there's always mods that can still buimp locked threads :evil:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

BADGE OF HONOR

#27
March 26, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
I stand by what I said all those years ago.  Irrational violence.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Dimocritus

#28
March 26, 2010, 11:32:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 26, 2010, 10:34:21 PM
doesn't matter, there's always mods that can still buimp locked threads :evil:

:argh!:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Nast

#29
March 27, 2010, 01:37:51 AM
Thanks guys, I'm nauseous now.

D<
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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