Nigel, this is actually starting to get to me.

[navkat]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

[Luna]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

[navkat]

This video has an amazingly fast and easy way to fold a fitted sheet.

In homemaker terms, it's borderline genius.

I do that. I call it "The pokey thing."

Doesn't come out so great 100% of the time when you're 5'2".

[navkat]

we own an iron.
it's a lonely, lonely device...

I recently discovered that I own an iron. It's in the basement, and I vaguely remember buying it about 20 years ago.

I've gone through maybe 9 or 11 irons in my lifetime. Wore 'em plum out or threw em out because they were infected with the starch crusties.

Former military...shirts (including my kid's) look "jacked up" if they're not pressed and starched.

[navkat]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

And because they're easier to drop back into place ensuring no twisting-lift movements (an OSHA cardinal sin) on behalf of the worker.

A job interviewer fancied himself the next Bill Gates and asked me this question in 2000.

I got the job.

[navkat]

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND FIX SHIT TO DEATH.

[Doktor Howl]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

SO YOU CAN PLAY FRISBEE WITH THEM.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND FIX SHIT TO DEATH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

[Doktor Howl]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

It's called, "Making the Queen cry".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

It's called, "Making the Queen cry".

[Luna]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

It's called, "Making the Queen cry".

Bitch has to cry about SOMETHING once in awhile.

[Doktor Howl]

I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

It's called, "Making the Queen cry".

Bitch has to cry about SOMETHING once in awhile.

Bitch will FUCK YOU UP with that anvil she keeps in her handbag.

D/N/T.

[Cain]

The Queen once skullfucked Robert Mugabe.  With a corgi.  That's why he's so angry, nowadays.

d/n/t

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

This video has an amazingly fast and easy way to fold a fitted sheet.

In homemaker terms, it's borderline genius.

I do that. I call it "The pokey thing."

Doesn't come out so great 100% of the time when you're 5'2".

I'm 5'8" and it still looks like crap when i do it.