Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.

[PopeTom]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.

You can take my gravy and cheese when you can pry it from my cold, dead, porcine hands!

[Don Coyote]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.

You can take my gravy and cheese when you can pry it from my cold, dead, porcine hands!

So.....just wait until you died of heart problems? That will take what 20 minutes?

[PopeTom]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.

You can take my gravy and cheese when you can pry it from my cold, dead, porcine hands!

So.....just wait until you died of heart problems? That will take what 20 minutes?

SCIENCE!!!

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2011-08/aeco-lot072811.php