Moral decay

[Placid Dingo]

The greatest threat we face today
So i hear the people cry
Is that of moral decay
I can't help but wonder why

I feel my morals strain and shake
And fear that they will tumble down
My ethics snap and crack and break!
I sense the sin beneath my frown

They say we are the moral wrecks
I nod at what they have to say
But think instead of oral sex
And level two of GTA

I stole this bread, and tasty cheese
Now they locked me clean away
I hope you don't taste this disease
The sickness called... Moral decay

[Cain]

Alternatively:

My generation
haven't yet
threatened to blow up
the entire planet
with ridiculously oversized
nuclear arsenals
(phallic symbology optional)

So you know
really
in the grand scheme of things
we're not doing so bad