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Excuse me, that's against the law.

Started by Adios, September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM

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Adios

#75
September 06, 2011, 11:19:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:15:59 PM
Last I knew, in the state of Florida, sex in any position other than the missionary position is illegal.

Still is, and it's illegal to kiss your wifes breasts and to deflower a virgin regardless of marital status.

Luna

#76
September 06, 2011, 11:21:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:19:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:15:59 PM
Last I knew, in the state of Florida, sex in any position other than the missionary position is illegal.

Still is, and it's illegal to kiss your wifes breasts and to deflower a virgin regardless of marital status.

Reasons to NOT visit Florida...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

#77
September 06, 2011, 11:25:02 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:21:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:19:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:15:59 PM
Last I knew, in the state of Florida, sex in any position other than the missionary position is illegal.

Still is, and it's illegal to kiss your wifes breasts and to deflower a virgin regardless of marital status.

Reasons to NOT visit Florida...

"Joe, grab the bimbo and the sheets for evidence."

"Okay pal, you're coming with us."

"But it's our honeymoon!"

WHACK

"Don't get lippy punk."

the last yatto

#78
September 07, 2011, 12:36:44 AM

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Washington, D.C.
It's against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

Knows what he's doing next year when he visits the east coast :)
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Iason Ouabache

#79
September 07, 2011, 08:36:04 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Iason Ouabache

#80
September 07, 2011, 08:43:58 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 06, 2011, 10:32:01 PM
Up until 6 years ago, you couldn't get booze on a Sunday in RI. Now you can, unfortunately, sales of alcohol are still limited to JUST liquor stores.  :argh!:

It's the opposite in Indiana. Only restaurants call sell alcohol on Sunday. And it is illegal to sell an automobile on Sunday. No idea WTF that is about.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cainad (dec.)

#81
September 07, 2011, 05:26:06 PM
Jason Ouabache is illegal in 52 states and in international waters.

Oh wait, this thread is for silly laws only; my bad.

Adios

#82
September 07, 2011, 05:27:47 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 07, 2011, 05:26:06 PM
Jason Ouabache is illegal in 52 states and in international waters.

Oh wait, this thread is for silly laws only; my bad.

I heard he is worshiped in Somalia though.

Doktor Howl

#83
September 09, 2011, 04:22:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 07, 2011, 08:36:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....
Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.
Molon Lube

Iason Ouabache

#84
September 09, 2011, 05:01:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2011, 04:22:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 07, 2011, 08:36:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....
Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.
It wasn't a nuke, it was a dirty bomb. And it came from my pantz!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Doktor Howl

#85
September 09, 2011, 05:03:31 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 09, 2011, 05:01:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2011, 04:22:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 07, 2011, 08:36:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....
Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.
It wasn't a nuke, it was a dirty bomb. And it came from my pantz!

BEST FC THREAD EVER.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Luna

#86
September 09, 2011, 01:10:05 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 09, 2011, 05:01:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2011, 04:22:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 07, 2011, 08:36:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....
Bullshit! That bill never became law. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

Ah, back from the dead to spread your evil.

I can see that nuking Indianapolis wasn't enough.
It wasn't a nuke, it was a dirty bomb. And it came from my pantz!

Godfuckit, my brother lives in Indiana.  My nieces and nephews are gonna be born with three arms...

Which is, upon reflection, kinda cool, actually...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

trippinprincezz13

#87
September 09, 2011, 06:59:37 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 11:10:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 06, 2011, 10:32:01 PM
Up until 6 years ago, you couldn't get booze on a Sunday in RI. Now you can, unfortunately, sales of alcohol are still limited to JUST liquor stores.  :argh!:

Meanwhile in Florida, I could go to the goddamn Farm Stores drive through and get a 12 pack at 1am on Sunday if I wanted to.

What do you mean JUST liquor stores?

Eastern MA,
does not sell beer in gas stations

Really? Are there some loopholes to that then, maybe about convenience stores/gas stations? Because while I know most places don't, the Shell stations around here can/do.  Of course, I prefer to shop in NH anyway, where I can buy "hurricane supplies" including a bottle of bourbon and some nice beer at 9am on Sunday.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Nephew Twiddleton

#88
September 09, 2011, 10:16:41 PM
I dont think its law its just how it seems to happen. One of my friends parents were helping her move from upstate new york and they asked me where the nearest gas station was so they could get beer. I responded with laughter and told them where the nearest packie was.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#89
September 09, 2011, 10:27:42 PM
Also i forgot you were a mass spag. Im guessing youre north if you go to nh for booze? I think i previously thought you were in boston too.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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