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THIS JUST IN: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED

Started by Freeky, August 19, 2011, 12:16:03 AM

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August 19, 2011, 12:16:03 AM




Suu

#1
August 19, 2011, 04:42:24 AM
My dad has been quoting that line from Rudolph since I was little. Any time one of us kids were total shitheads or he felt like upsetting us, he would just pull the, "We have to cancel Christmas" line.
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Freeky

#3
August 19, 2011, 06:31:31 AM
I'll do more tomorrow, wiped out today.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
August 19, 2011, 07:04:16 AM
All I want for Christmas is for the shit to be cancelled.  :p
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Cramulus

#5
August 19, 2011, 02:08:29 PM

Triple Zero

#6
August 19, 2011, 06:03:31 PM
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Da6s

#7
August 19, 2011, 06:17:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:03:31 PM


I have never seen this before.

I'm going to print this off and post above my desk at work once the music starts on resort in 2 months.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Triple Zero

#8
August 19, 2011, 06:28:17 PM
Quote from: Da6s on August 19, 2011, 06:17:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:03:31 PM


I have never seen this before.

I'm going to print this off and post above my desk at work once the music starts on resort in 2 months.

That's because I just created it using this generator website: http://faded.havocaos.com/error/default.aspx

Enjoy :)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

#9
August 19, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 06:10:33 PM
Baba Yaga brought me a wireless router and a big fat sack of hate.

I was unfortunate enough to to ill on Christmas Eve, which also happened to be the day my cable was hooked up.  Because we had the monkey last week, I found myself watching every claymation/animation Christmas special ever fucking made.  All one of them.  Yep, one.

You see, EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS STORY told via animation or claymation has THE EXACT SAME PLOT.  Something happens, and Santa finds himself saying "I guess we'll have to cancel Christmas".  Doesn't matter what the fuck it was.  Mrs Claus has a hangnail, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS.

He's a lazy fuck.  I know pot-heads that do more work than that fat, lazy bastard.  He has to work ONE DAY A YEAR, and then he's looking for reasons to NOT FUCKING DO IT.  It's always left to some little kid or random animal and his whacky magickal elf friends to SAVE CHRISTMAS by MAKING THE FAT BASTARD DO HIS JOB.

^^^This thread inspired by.

Freeky

#10
August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based on this movie right here, but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.

So, yeah.  I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
August 22, 2011, 04:55:23 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based on this movie right here, but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.

So, yeah.  I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.

Holy fuck, that was a pukefest even for Christmas.  :x

Whatever happened to a real old-fashioned Christmas with the Grim Reaper showing Scrooge to his grave and the charwoman robbing his body? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO CHRISTMAS???!?
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Kai

#12
August 22, 2011, 04:59:47 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based on this movie right here, but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.

So, yeah.  I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.

It's not the claymation one, and therefore doesn't exist.
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Phox

#13
August 22, 2011, 05:12:55 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 04:55:23 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based on this movie right here, but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.

So, yeah.  I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.

Holy fuck, that was a pukefest even for Christmas.  :x

Whatever happened to a real old-fashioned Christmas with the Grim Reaper showing Scrooge to his grave and the charwoman robbing his body? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO CHRISTMAS???!?
That Christmas got cancelled when Xmas became a material holiday. Now it's about shilling out and trample people to death at Wal-Mart the day after Thanksgiving.

Freeky

#14
August 22, 2011, 05:29:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 22, 2011, 05:12:55 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 04:55:23 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based on this movie right here, but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.

So, yeah.  I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.

Holy fuck, that was a pukefest even for Christmas.  :x

Whatever happened to a real old-fashioned Christmas with the Grim Reaper showing Scrooge to his grave and the charwoman robbing his body? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO CHRISTMAS???!?
That Christmas got cancelled when Xmas became a material holiday. Now it's about shilling out and trample people to death at Wal-Mart the day after Thanksgiving.

No, that Christmas just wasn't nice enough. Don't you want to be nice, Phox?  You make third world children cry when you aren't nice. 

Also, if you get abused by everyone and then run away to find a life of your own, you are in the wrong and when you come back you should apologize.  :lulz:
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