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Bored in a new town and I can't sleep: Ask me anything!

Started by Penumbral, August 19, 2011, 10:54:28 AM

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Penumbral

August 19, 2011, 10:54:28 AM
Feel free.

Cramulus

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August 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
where you at, son?

LMNO

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August 19, 2011, 02:33:23 PM
How many billiard balls can I fit into GIGGLES' ass?

Reeducation

#3
August 19, 2011, 03:57:43 PM
Are you sleeping already?
I am very calm

MrErisian

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August 19, 2011, 04:37:03 PM
Why does my belly button smell of corn?

P3nT4gR4m

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August 19, 2011, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: MrErisian on August 19, 2011, 04:37:03 PM
Why does my belly button smell of corn?

because you're a sick fucking pervert  :argh!:

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Penumbral

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August 19, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
where you at, son?

North Hollywood. In the magical place between ghetto, and glamor.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 19, 2011, 02:33:23 PM
How many billiard balls can I fit into GIGGLES' ass?

21/4

Quote from: Reeducation on August 19, 2011, 03:57:43 PM
Are you sleeping already?

Yes.

Quote from: MrErisian on August 19, 2011, 04:37:03 PM
Why does my belly button smell of corn?

The govenment ditches all uneaten polenta in your cities water supply.
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