Check in if you WEREN'T at the mem day meat up.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It is pretty spiffy

[Left]

I secretly despise your little meetups. We *could* have a nice little Alaskan meetup but nobody wants to put in the effort*. Say, in January? We could all huddle together in my trailer, share each other's warmth and BOND**. Just ignore the seriously creepy shed out back. But noooooo.

Well that's fine. Really. No it's just fine. Fine.




*'cept for EoC.
**Chemically.

Alty, you could come to Houston in January and thaw out.
...Thanks to global warming, early spring is now late January here and August is 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I secretly despise your little meetups. We *could* have a nice little Alaskan meetup but nobody wants to put in the effort*. Say, in January? We could all huddle together in my trailer, share each other's warmth and BOND**. Just ignore the seriously creepy shed out back. But noooooo.

Well that's fine. Really. No it's just fine. Fine.




*'cept for EoC.
**Chemically.

Alty, you could come to Houston in January and thaw out.
...Thanks to global warming, early spring is now late January here and August is 

Don't envy you there. I'd explode by March.

[Left]

I secretly despise your little meetups. We *could* have a nice little Alaskan meetup but nobody wants to put in the effort*. Say, in January? We could all huddle together in my trailer, share each other's warmth and BOND**. Just ignore the seriously creepy shed out back. But noooooo.

Well that's fine. Really. No it's just fine. Fine.




*'cept for EoC.
**Chemically.

Alty, you could come to Houston in January and thaw out.
...Thanks to global warming, early spring is now late January here and August is 

Don't envy you there. I'd explode by March.

...More of a melting...though I have to say it seems to get drier as it gets hotter, on upper-90's days my sweat actually evaporates somewhat.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If only we irish could melt. The ancient gaels didnt sacrifice to the sun out of reverence but out of mortal terror. Heres your offering now please go away sort of thing.

[Suu]

I didn't go to this epic meatup...because I was too busy trying to make things with DF work.  Learned my fucking lesson, I did. Discordianism before Douchebags.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I secretly despise your little meetups. We *could* have a nice little Alaskan meetup but nobody wants to put in the effort*. Say, in January? We could all huddle together in my trailer, share each other's warmth and BOND**. Just ignore the seriously creepy shed out back. But noooooo.

Well that's fine. Really. No it's just fine. Fine.




*'cept for EoC.
**Chemically.

Alty, you could come to Houston in January and thaw out.
...Thanks to global warming, early spring is now late January here and August is 

Don't envy you there. I'd explode by March.

That's because you Massholes wear clothes with actual sleeves, go outside in the daytime for longer than five minutes and haven't learned to keep a bottle of water in your hand at all times.

[Ben Shapiro]

I have to shower after I go get the mail her in Houston.

[Left]

I have to shower after I go get the mail her in Houston.

Yeah, but you're like, furry.

I seem to do fine on two showers a day, provided I coat most of my center of mass with Old Spice Swagger (Legendary Confidence!) and put a drop of patchouli in the pits.

Gee, that reminds me, I'm out of scented baby powder... I usually put that liberally in the pants.