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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #135 on: August 28, 2011, 11:01:13 pm »
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« Reply #136 on: August 28, 2011, 11:58:19 pm »
It astonishes me to no end how little people up here know about hurricanes.  :horrormirth:

YOU LIVE ON THE EAST COAST. THEREFORE, YOU CAN GET A FUCKING STORM.

DO NOT BITCH TO ME ABOUT "ALL HYPE" AND THEN CRY TO ME VIA TEXT THAT YOU LOST POWER AND "DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO" BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T "THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN".

I don't care if it's a dud. FFS, people, always have flashlights and candles. Always have extra water. Always have canned food. Why? BECAUSE YOU NEVER FUCKING KNOW.

Don't get all huffy with me and go, "Well, I had no idea a tropical storm can take down trees..." Um...sustained winds of 60mph can do some fucking damage, moron. Just like a Nor'easter.

Also, DON'T BUY FUCKING MILK AND BREAD. How are you going to keep that shit when your power is out for a goddamn week, shitneck? A quarter of the fucking state of RI is without power right now, National Grid said it could take up to a week to restore it, and you crying to me that your fridge is full of food and you can't get to a store for ice.

Christ. Shit like this is why storms are always a goddamn catastrophe. It's not the weather, it's the fucking ignorance.

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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #137 on: August 29, 2011, 12:05:42 am »
It astonishes me to no end how little people up here know about hurricanes.  :horrormirth:

YOU LIVE ON THE EAST COAST. THEREFORE, YOU CAN GET A FUCKING STORM.

DO NOT BITCH TO ME ABOUT "ALL HYPE" AND THEN CRY TO ME VIA TEXT THAT YOU LOST POWER AND "DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO" BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T "THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN".

I don't care if it's a dud. FFS, people, always have flashlights and candles. Always have extra water. Always have canned food. Why? BECAUSE YOU NEVER FUCKING KNOW.

Don't get all huffy with me and go, "Well, I had no idea a tropical storm can take down trees..." Um...sustained winds of 60mph can do some fucking damage, moron. Just like a Nor'easter.

Also, DON'T BUY FUCKING MILK AND BREAD. How are you going to keep that shit when your power is out for a goddamn week, shitneck? A quarter of the fucking state of RI is without power right now, National Grid said it could take up to a week to restore it, and you crying to me that your fridge is full of food and you can't get to a store for ice.

Christ. Shit like this is why storms are always a goddamn catastrophe. It's not the weather, it's the fucking ignorance.



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My brother-in-law tried to tell me "The weatherman always gets these things wrong. They always say it's gonna rain and it never does."

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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #138 on: August 29, 2011, 12:24:13 am »
Alas, poor Providence.

It survived an earthquake.  It survived a hurricane.

Tomorrow, it will fall.

Richter cooked.  The phrase, "I put some Weapon X in it.  How bad could it be?" was heard.

What will happen to the sewer system of the city by this time tomorrow is going to be epic.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #139 on: August 29, 2011, 12:24:59 am »
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« Reply #140 on: August 29, 2011, 12:41:34 am »
A quarter of the fucking state of RI is without power right now, National Grid said it could take up to a week to restore it, and you crying to me that your fridge is full of food and you can't get to a store for ice.

Wait, it takes a week to restore electricity to 6 city blocks?
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #141 on: August 29, 2011, 12:45:34 am »
A quarter of the fucking state of RI is without power right now, National Grid said it could take up to a week to restore it, and you crying to me that your fridge is full of food and you can't get to a store for ice.

Wait, it takes a week to restore electricity to 6 city blocks?

They're union.

Any questions?
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #142 on: August 29, 2011, 12:45:55 am »
Duh, Rhode Island.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #143 on: August 29, 2011, 01:06:01 am »
In other news, I just shat blood.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #144 on: August 29, 2011, 01:36:59 am »
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« Reply #145 on: August 29, 2011, 01:37:36 am »
In other news, I just shat blood.

Hope you have medical insurance, because that could be hella serious.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #146 on: August 29, 2011, 01:38:46 am »
A quarter of the fucking state of RI is without power right now, National Grid said it could take up to a week to restore it, and you crying to me that your fridge is full of food and you can't get to a store for ice.

Wait, it takes a week to restore electricity to 6 city blocks?

They're union.

Any questions?

Yes, actually. Did you miss the joke or just ignore it on purpose? :lulz:
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« Reply #147 on: August 29, 2011, 01:57:28 am »
In other news, I just shat blood.

Hope you have medical insurance, because that could be hella serious.

Nah. I have IBS. This is par for the course when I eat something stupidly spicy.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #148 on: August 29, 2011, 02:33:32 am »
Dimo is here leeching on Luna's electricity to charge his computer and phone since they're down in West Warwick.
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« Reply #149 on: August 29, 2011, 02:55:32 am »
Aww, crap. I ended up at my sister's in Coventry since some freaking
genius locked the bolt that no one has a key to on my apartment door.
Was going to head back into Arctic, but if there is no power, then forget it.

By the way, that genius was not me. Best I can figure, one of my roommates
smoked them self stupid. Glad to here everyone is (mostly) okay