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The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

Started by Suu, August 23, 2011, 02:23:49 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 29, 2011, 05:17:05 PM
It was windy.  I made a massive pot of Red Beans and Rice, and watched Season 5 of Dexter.  Then I farted.

The end.

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MICHELLE DE ARC?
Molon Lube

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:19:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 29, 2011, 05:17:05 PM
It was windy.  I made a massive pot of Red Beans and Rice, and watched Season 5 of Dexter.  Then I farted.

The end.

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MICHELLE DE ARC?
Hey, if we get to burn her at the stake then.... wait.... better idea. Let's have the Canadians do it for us.....

Phox,
Off to instigate a war.

Cramulus

So I went LARPing in the hurricane.

THAT was WILD. The people who showed up were all crazy. I guess that includes me.

Weather was beautiful until Saturday night. They called game early, and everybody scrambled to get home before the bullshit began for real.

The roads got bad, so I stayed at my friend Dave's house near New Haven. Dave is a new homeowner, and somehow in his 29 years of life has never experienced a hurricane. So he was REALLY REALLY PREPARED for this one. He stocked his fridge with enough food for a week. He filled the bathtub up with water. He ordered 100 pizzas. He bought a generator. Apocalypse hysteria is the best kind of hysteria.

We were teasing him about it. "You sure I should sleep here? what if the roof gets ripped off? Couldn't I get crushed by busses that are getting tossed around by the hurricane?"

har har har

before he went to bed he told us "I'm going to set my alarm for 4 AM so I can go outside and just enjoy the hurricane for an hour."

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Triple Zero

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 29, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
He lives.

Also, Bachmann is a tool-box.

She is the ANNOINTED OF GOD, you filthy heathen.  Vote for her, or God will knock over more of your lawn chairs.

And bridges, Dok. Don't forget the bridges. The tragic, TRAGIC fate of those goddamn bridges that makes beadladies CRY!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 29, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 29, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
He lives.

Also, Bachmann is a tool-box.

She is the ANNOINTED OF GOD, you filthy heathen.  Vote for her, or God will knock over more of your lawn chairs.

And bridges, Dok. Don't forget the bridges. The tragic, TRAGIC fate of those goddamn bridges that makes beadladies CRY!!

WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE BRIDGES???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on August 29, 2011, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 29, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 29, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
He lives.

Also, Bachmann is a tool-box.

She is the ANNOINTED OF GOD, you filthy heathen.  Vote for her, or God will knock over more of your lawn chairs.

And bridges, Dok. Don't forget the bridges. The tragic, TRAGIC fate of those goddamn bridges that makes beadladies CRY!!

WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE BRIDGES???

We HAVE to kill those fucking things, before THEY kill US.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 29, 2011, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 29, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 29, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
He lives.

Also, Bachmann is a tool-box.

She is the ANNOINTED OF GOD, you filthy heathen.  Vote for her, or God will knock over more of your lawn chairs.

And bridges, Dok. Don't forget the bridges. The tragic, TRAGIC fate of those goddamn bridges that makes beadladies CRY!!

WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE BRIDGES???

We HAVE to kill those fucking things, before THEY kill US.

The hurricane came to SAVE us. From the bridges.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on August 29, 2011, 05:47:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 29, 2011, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 29, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 29, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
He lives.

Also, Bachmann is a tool-box.

She is the ANNOINTED OF GOD, you filthy heathen.  Vote for her, or God will knock over more of your lawn chairs.

And bridges, Dok. Don't forget the bridges. The tragic, TRAGIC fate of those goddamn bridges that makes beadladies CRY!!

WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE BRIDGES???

We HAVE to kill those fucking things, before THEY kill US.

The hurricane came to SAVE us. From the bridges.

BY THE GRACE OF GOD AND THE FREE MARKET.
Molon Lube

Suu

Quote from: Cramulus on August 29, 2011, 05:26:23 PM

before he went to bed he told us "I'm going to set my alarm for 4 AM so I can go outside and just enjoy the hurricane for an hour."

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I've done this. In a category 4. His name was Charley. It was soooooo hotttttt.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
Heh, this is from the next town over.



I see God has finally gotten around to chastising you lowlanders.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 29, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
He lives.

Also, Bachmann is a tool-box.

She is the ANNOINTED OF GOD, you filthy heathen.  Vote for her, or God will knock over more of your lawn chairs.

:potd:

Jenne

Quote from: Cramulus on August 29, 2011, 05:26:23 PM
So I went LARPing in the hurricane.

THAT was WILD. The people who showed up were all crazy. I guess that includes me.


Cram, you are awesome.

The end.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
Heh, this is from the next town over.



I see God has finally gotten around to chastising you lowlanders.

This area's catholic roots are strong, Dok, they NEED to be chastised or they just go on blathering about imaginary persecution.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 07:10:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
Heh, this is from the next town over.



I see God has finally gotten around to chastising you lowlanders.

This area's catholic roots are strong, Dok, they NEED to be chastised or they just go on blathering about imaginary persecution.

Well, sure.  They have to distract themselves from their omnipresent feelings of guilt somehow.
Molon Lube