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The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

Started by Suu, August 23, 2011, 02:23:49 AM

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Eve

Fucking MBTA. They're shutting service down at 8 am.  :argh!:
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Luna

Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 06:09:42 AM
Heard 1000 Indiana Guardsmen are enroute to yall.

Plz to send handsome ones, thanks!  I promise, I'll send back what's left when I'm finished with them...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2011, 12:45:52 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 06:09:42 AM
Heard 1000 Indiana Guardsmen are enroute to yall.

Plz to send handsome ones, thanks!  I promise, I'll send back what's left when I'm finished with them...

Hold on one second. I think I have the gov. of Indiana on speed dial.

Luna

Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 01:07:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2011, 12:45:52 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 06:09:42 AM
Heard 1000 Indiana Guardsmen are enroute to yall.

Plz to send handsome ones, thanks!  I promise, I'll send back what's left when I'm finished with them...

Hold on one second. I think I have the gov. of Indiana on speed dial.

Much appreciated.   :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

LANDFALL OVER CONEY ISLAND!

We're already getting tropical storm force gusts that are shaking Luna's house. I weep for my apartment, as the worst, yes worst, isn't supposed to effect us until 2pm because we're on the westside of the storm. FML.

Everyone in New England, charge your shit NOW.

I went to Narragansett last night and got pics of the surf, but I've seen worse. Today is probably intense, but they aren't letting anyone go anywhere near there. I've gotten reports of the water coming over the seawall. The hurricane barrier is fully closed, also.

Dimo, watch the levels on the Pawtuxet. Seriously.

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Suu

Tornado watch for RI/South Shore/Capenislands.

Don't be stupid. Anyone.















....*gets ready to go outside*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Sustained winds of 65mph. She's downgraded to a one-flagger.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

Few flickers here too.  The middle of the hill is a bit more sensitive though.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

Just got word that the town of Lindenhurst on Long Island, my family stompin' ground, is flooded. Family is okay.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Just showed EoCland on TWC. Doesn't New Bedford have the most secure harbor in the nation or something like that?
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 28, 2011, 03:02:58 PM
Just showed EoCland on TWC. Doesn't New Bedford have the most secure harbor in the nation or something like that?

That depends.  Are we talking storm surges or heroin traffic?
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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East Coast Hustle

I thought there was a hurricane coming?

I've splashed in mudpuddles on breezy days and seen more damage as a result. This shit is weak as fuck and I'm a little pissed that my flight got canceled because of, well, a rainy day.
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Suu

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2011, 03:19:26 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 28, 2011, 03:02:58 PM
Just showed EoCland on TWC. Doesn't New Bedford have the most secure harbor in the nation or something like that?

That depends.  Are we talking storm surges or heroin traffic?

Are you watching TWC? They aren't too happy about shit in the hahbah.

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 28, 2011, 03:27:44 PM
I thought there was a hurricane coming?

I've splashed in mudpuddles on breezy days and seen more damage as a result. This shit is weak as fuck and I'm a little pissed that my flight got canceled because of, well, a rainy day.

You're in Maine. You're not getting anything good from this. Meanwhile, I'm watching trees doing backbends in Providence.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."