The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

[Suu]

We now have a Maria and a Nate.

Hold onto ya butts.

[East Coast Hustle]

[Suu]

Get on your boat and tell them to knock it off, then. Do it. Go out to the coast of Africa and go, "HEY! KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF! I GOT WORK TO DO!"

[East Coast Hustle]

I was all for going to the coast of Africa, but Congress denied our request for a letter of marque and reprisal concerning the pirates off the Horn.

As usual, Congress has no sack.

[Cain]

This is why you should vote Ron Paul.  He's all about Letters of Marque.  I bet I could convince him to give me a Letter of Marque to fight Prince Phillip, if I put enough libertarian lunacy into the letter.

Also, Katia is on direct route to Scotland, but will probably just be a very large storm by the time it arrives.  Besides, no-one would be able to tell if a hurricane had hit Scotland.  "Oh, its wet, windy, rainy and people are stocking up on food and boarding up their windows because of a tropical storm?  I thought it was an Old Firm match".

[Adios]

This is why you should vote Ron Paul.  He's all about Letters of Marque.  I bet I could convince him to give me a Letter of Marque to fight Prince Phillip, if I put enough libertarian lunacy into the letter.

Also, Katia is on direct route to Scotland, but will probably just be a very large storm by the time it arrives.  Besides, no-one would be able to tell if a hurricane had hit Scotland.  "Oh, its wet, windy, rainy and people are stocking up on food and boarding up their windows because of a tropical storm?  I thought it was an Old Firm match".

[Adios]

Due to flooding fears, officials in northeastern Pennsylvania are calling for a mandatory evacuation of communities along the Susquehanna River — an area that was inundated in the historic Agnes flood of 1972.

The order affects more than 100,000 residents.

Luzerne County Management Agency official Frank Lasiewicki told The Associated Press Thursday the river is projected to crest at nearly 41 feet between 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. ET Thursday — the same height as the levee system protecting riverfront communities including Wilkes-Barre and Kingston.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44436279/ns/weather/#.TmjOy-zlhQ0

[Suu]

Jesus fucking Christ. I have to head in that direction next week for my cousin's wedding.

[Adios]

Jesus fucking Christ. I have to head in that direction next week for my cousin's wedding.

Or not.

[Suu]

I'm on the Scranton side of Wilkes-Barre up in a mountain resort.

[East Coast Hustle]

Did you just use the words "Scranton" and "resort" in the same sentence?

[Suu]

I'm not staying IN Scranton, that's where I'm getting dumped off by the bus. I'm actually closer to Stroudsburg up in Mt. Pocono/Pocono Manor, but it's not like anything will, ya know, run on a Sunday. Scranton is a half hour out of the way. Fortunately my parents are driving from Florida, and are my chauffeurs.

That's like a dead zone as far as public transportation goes, btw. Sure, there are buses that go to Mt. Pocono and Stroudsburg, which would be FANTASTIC, but they DON'T RUN ON SUNDAYS and I wouldn't get home in time for school on Monday. Fuckers.

[Adios]

Binghamton, NY is just about to get royally fucked.

[Suu]

Everything that is geographically wrong with living in the Northeastern US has happened in the past few weeks.

Earthquakes. Minor, yes, but we can have them.

Hurricanes. Most of the coast is very low. Either on sea level or below it.

Flood plains on the coast. Yes.

Flood plains in the valleys in the mountains. Very yes.

...And an exuberant amount of people in the way of all this shit.

[P3nT4gR4m]

This is why you should vote Ron Paul.  He's all about Letters of Marque.  I bet I could convince him to give me a Letter of Marque to fight Prince Phillip, if I put enough libertarian lunacy into the letter.

Also, Katia is on direct route to Scotland, but will probably just be a very large storm by the time it arrives.  Besides, no-one would be able to tell if a hurricane had hit Scotland.  "Oh, its wet, windy, rainy and people are stocking up on food and boarding up their windows because of a tropical storm?  I thought it was an Old Firm match".

Please tell me this will be hitting us from the 19th - 22nd I'm off to take a rank noob round Loch Lomond for 4 days and a spot of storm-force would make the trip a total peach!