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Hey Americans, Brits, Aussies, and I guess Fenians too....

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, September 03, 2011, 08:25:36 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

September 03, 2011, 08:25:36 AM
... You ever have a moment where you somehow just don't believe in the existence of Canada or Canadians? I mean, they're just Americans trolling Americans by pretending that they're a different country, right?
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Triple Zero

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September 03, 2011, 12:32:39 PM
Canada is actually an English-speaking province located between Germany and Norway.

Think about it.

How come you never see Denmark and Canada together in the same room. COINCIDENCE??
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September 03, 2011, 02:25:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 03, 2011, 12:32:39 PM
Canada is actually an English-speaking province located between Germany and Norway.

Think about it.

How come you never see Denmark and Canada together in the same room. COINCIDENCE??

Oh...SHIT.
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Lenin McCarthy

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September 03, 2011, 03:07:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 03, 2011, 12:32:39 PM
Canada is actually an English-speaking province located between Germany and Norway.

Think about it.
I've been to Denmark several times, and I've always had to communicate in English because Danish is almost impossible to understand. This explains a lot to me, thank you.

Suu

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September 03, 2011, 03:28:10 PM
Just remember that Quebec doesn't count. EVER. FOR ANYTHING.
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Triple Zero

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September 03, 2011, 07:50:55 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on September 03, 2011, 03:07:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 03, 2011, 12:32:39 PM
Canada is actually an English-speaking province located between Germany and Norway.

Think about it.
I've been to Denmark several times, and I've always had to communicate in English because Danish is almost impossible to understand. This explains a lot to me, thank you.

True fact: Danish is indistinguishable from Dutch that is just barely outside of hearing range. Fools me every single goddamn time.
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