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That line from the father's song in Mary Poppins, where he's going on about how nothing can go wrong, in Britain in 1910.  That's about the point I realized the boy was gonna die in a trench.

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HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!

Started by GIGGLES, August 29, 2011, 06:59:00 AM

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GIGGLES


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Freeky

PUT SOME BANANAS IN IT, POTASSIUM HALPS.

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*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VAGINA SYSTEM.

ORIGINATING FROM THE EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, SAN FRANCISCO, SATELLITE UPLINK TRUCK 69.

THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

*BOOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEP* *BEEP*
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

You have been Blessed. Enjoy it while it lasts, ye Chosen!
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Eater of Clowns

PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

PopeTom

Sit back, relax, and enjoy it.

Once the seizure is over smoke a cigarette.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

BadBeast

Superglue your pissflaps together in case anything nasty escapes. (Better safe than sorry)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jenne

...how is this different from any other day...?

navkat


BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That cupcake looks disturbingly like it's made partially from refried beans.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


navkat