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A MOMENT OF SILENCE, IF YOU WILL

Started by Doktor Howl, August 29, 2011, 06:37:24 PM

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Doktor Howl

August 29, 2011, 06:37:24 PM
I'd like to ask for a moment of silence in remembrance of PD.com posters who were tragically eaten during the British riots:

Payne
Pixie
Richter
Squiddy
Remington
Iason
BDS
Nast
Dr James Semaj
And
the other one.   
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

#1
August 29, 2011, 07:05:46 PM Last Edit: August 29, 2011, 07:11:20 PM by Eater of Clowns
I will be masturbating on their graves, like they would have wanted.   :cry::1fap:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Richter

#2
August 30, 2011, 01:46:48 AM
Make certain you dribble, or have very non - conductive semen.  My testament calls for cremation and burial at sea.  The grave site contains my memorial Tesla coil / cenotaph.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Epimetheus

#3
August 30, 2011, 01:51:24 AM
How long before we can have every single one of them rolling in their gr-...er...stomachs?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Luna

#4
August 30, 2011, 03:06:59 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 01:46:48 AM
Make certain you dribble, or have very non - conductive semen.  My testament calls for cremation and burial at sea.  The grave site contains my memorial Tesla coil / cenotaph.

You're not supposed to TELL!  Now he won't do it.  How am I supposed to measure how far the thing will throw him if you WARN him?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eater of Clowns

#5
August 30, 2011, 03:11:36 AM
Oh I don't intend to bring it to culmination.

I will stand vigil, a silent and contemplative guardian mourning the deceased staring as though through a wall beyond the horizon, fapping vigorously, dutifully.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Richter

#6
August 30, 2011, 03:18:40 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2011, 03:11:36 AM
Oh I don't intend to bring it to culmination.

I will stand vigil, a silent and contemplative guardian mourning the deceased staring as though through a wall beyond the horizon, fapping vigorously, dutifully.

There has to be fog too.  It just isn't BRITISH otherwise.   

Stiff upper lip, chaps.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#7
August 30, 2011, 03:25:53 AM
This gives me an opportunity to crochet memorial stone/headstone/cremation-urn doilies.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

P3nT4gR4m

#8
August 30, 2011, 09:05:18 AM
Payne?? Payne got eaten? Nooooooo, I refuse to believe it. Not Payne.  :x

No one could be that hungry  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

#9
August 30, 2011, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 09:05:18 AM
Payne?? Payne got eaten? Nooooooo, I refuse to believe it. Not Payne.  :x

No one could be that hungry  :lulz:

I've seen pics of people from Southampton.
Molon Lube

Cain

#10
August 30, 2011, 01:56:50 PM
Well, they call them people.  Personally, I have doubts.

Scribbly

#11
August 30, 2011, 01:57:13 PM
Artist's impressions, surely? We all know 'people' from Southampton don't show up on film!
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#12
August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
 :argh!:


IM NOT DEAD!

Doktor Howl

#13
August 30, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:


IM NOT DEAD!

Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.

*squints*

Where's Payne?
Molon Lube

Freeky

#14
August 30, 2011, 05:37:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:


IM NOT DEAD!

Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.

*squints*

Where's Payne?

How are Southamptonians not like preying mantises?

Sometimes they aren't green.
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