WHAT THE I DON'T EVEN, bug style.

[Kai]

First, a Karner blue butterfly (Lycaena melissa samuelis) talks about it's plans for revenge against humans.

Here's the thing: I'm actually fine with going extinct. I've accepted death. Not only do I have nothing to lose, but I don't give a fuck about you, me, or anyone. And I certainly don't give a fuck about the people who are killing us off. It's kill or be killed, and I plan on killing a bunch of humans before my time is up, preferably with a couple shotgun blasts right to their heads.

You think I'm kidding around? Keep messing with my habitat. Keep developing land and messing with my migratory patterns so that my food sources become even scarcer. Yeah, just keep on doing that and one night you're going to wake up with a knife to your throat as me and my last remaining friends force you to watch while we strangle your wife and kids.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-i-go-extinct-i-swear-i-will-take-as-many-humans,21250/

[Kai]

Second, either a nightmare or high quality erotica:

Paula Sterlington has an average life and an average job that she enjoys until one night in a bar she meets a handsome, dark-haired mystery man who sweeps her off her feet and takes her back to his place. The next thing she remembers is running scared from a huge monster intending on eating her. That in itself should be enough to spoil her day, but she is buck-naked, only four inches tall, homeless, and begins sprouting bug parts, like dragonfly wings, spider-web shooters and an appendage that spits acid out her ass. All this is enough to freak a girl seriously out.
Then she meets her savior in the person of Michael Henderson, a tall science geek who is only seventeen years old, but who understands her better than any man her own age.
Together they learn that size really doesn't matter - as long as the sex is great, and Paula has developed an insatiable lust for seriously hot, horn-dog sex.
Can a science geek and a bug-girl really find love through sex in Manhattan?

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12354519-bug-naked-horny (NSFW?)

[Bruno]

WOO! KAFKA PrONz!!!

[Kai]

WOO! KAFKA PrONz!!!

Apparently, you will not BELIEVE where the spider webs shoot out of.

There's a preview on Amazon that reads like bad fanfiction. But the premise is just so damn unusual that I'd pay the $3 just to read it!  Also, chitin and jointed appendages are a real turn on.


Don't let Phox know...

[Phox]

Don't let Phox know...

TOO LATE!