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Started by Luna, August 29, 2011, 11:17:06 PM

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Luna

August 29, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Two young adult siblings, now 20 and 23, sue their mother for "bad mothering."  These kids, raised in a $1.5 million home by their attorney father (who, not incidentally, acted as their lawyer) requested over $50,000 for such horrible acts as:

Quote...she failed to buy toys for one and sent another a birthday card he didn't like.

The alleged offenses include failing to take her daughter to a car show, telling her then 7-year-old son to buckle his seat belt or she would contact police, "haggling" over the amount to spend on party dresses and calling her daughter at midnight to ask that she return home from celebrating homecoming.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/world/52469658-68/garrity-card-court-lawsuit.html.csp

What really boggles me isn't so much that the father is using the kids as a personal "fuck you" to their mom (she filed for divorce in 1995), but the fact that it took TWO YEARS for a judge to throw this shit out of court.
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#1
August 30, 2011, 03:12:41 AM
Sometimes...


Sometimes I get this urge, you know? This hot bubbly feeling that starts off in the head and merges to the rest of the body. Pulse quickens, jaw sets, limbs flex. A deep and violent need to cull the herd, to drive out those unworthy to be part of the tribe. It makes me want to eat them.

Is this wrong?

Luna

#2
August 30, 2011, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 30, 2011, 03:12:41 AM
Sometimes...


Sometimes I get this urge, you know? This hot bubbly feeling that starts off in the head and merges to the rest of the body. Pulse quickens, jaw sets, limbs flex. A deep and violent need to cull the herd, to drive out those unworthy to be part of the tribe. It makes me want to eat them.

Is this wrong?

Nope.  Perfectly normal.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#3
August 30, 2011, 03:15:40 AM
Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#4
August 30, 2011, 03:19:01 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:15:40 AM
Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

Ash trays, doorstops, toothbrush holders, candle lamps. Really, the possibilities are endless.
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August 30, 2011, 03:19:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:15:40 AM
Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

I'm thinking a matched pair of vases for their mother, myself.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#6
August 30, 2011, 03:23:03 AM
It's a good thing.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#7
August 30, 2011, 09:07:30 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 30, 2011, 03:19:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:15:40 AM
Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

I'm thinking a matched pair of vases for their mother, myself.

Personally I'd kill the mother too. She made the fucking things, after all  :argh!:

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#8
August 30, 2011, 11:06:09 AM
Dude, I want in on that shit. My mom SUUUUCKED. If my mom hadn't already spent all the money, I'd totally sue for some of that sweet, sweet greenage!

Luna

#9
August 30, 2011, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 09:07:30 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 30, 2011, 03:19:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:15:40 AM
Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

I'm thinking a matched pair of vases for their mother, myself.

Personally I'd kill the mother too. She made the fucking things, after all  :argh!:

She may have birthed them, but she hasn't raised them, she filed for divorce over 15 years ago.  The kids would have been around eight and five.  Their dad has had 15 years to warp 'em.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

P3nT4gR4m

#10
August 30, 2011, 01:41:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 30, 2011, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 09:07:30 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 30, 2011, 03:19:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:15:40 AM
Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

I'm thinking a matched pair of vases for their mother, myself.

Personally I'd kill the mother too. She made the fucking things, after all  :argh!:

She may have birthed them, but she hasn't raised them, she filed for divorce over 15 years ago.  The kids would have been around eight and five.  Their dad has had 15 years to warp 'em.

It sounds harsh but it's the only way to be sure. If you're blaming the father (who I'd also recommend euthanising, BTW)  then you have to remember that the mother shacked up with him and had two kids with him. One cannot rule out a part (however small) played in this fiasco. Whack her too, just to be safe :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#11
August 30, 2011, 02:18:35 PM
On the plus side, although it took two years, the judge did throw it out.

Luna

#12
August 30, 2011, 02:21:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 30, 2011, 02:18:35 PM
On the plus side, although it took two years, the judge did throw it out.

True, that. 
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

#13
August 30, 2011, 02:21:08 PM
Judges don't really give a fuck.

The thing is, judges are basically God, only with dementia.  As such, they are taken to flights of fancy and will easily go along with the most outrageous of claims and attempts to sue, so long at it amuses and pleases them.

As soon as it fails to do so, they can then throw a case out and go do something else, like make first year lawyers fight with knives to prove their case.

This is called Being An Integral Part Of Modern Democracy.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#14
August 30, 2011, 02:23:27 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG lungs hurt, this is absolutely fucking hilarious!!!  

I need to quit smoking.

And this is our future, the next generation....  I'm betting one of these fucking brats will run for office?  :lulz:

I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS CENTURY!!!!  



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