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HORRORMIRTH CONTEST 2011

Started by Doktor Howl, August 08, 2011, 08:35:14 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

EOC should put in his Nessie stuff.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Richter

So at work we're arguing over business rules.

Richter:  I say we need X business days advance notice on these situations. Sections B.14 and G.3.1 of the manual indicate this, and the system alerts already in place support it.  It was clearly the intent of the founders and programmers that we not do this within the X business day time period.

Manager:  OK, agreed, but how are the founder's intentions a relevant arguement?

Richter:  It's relevant enough argument for the Tea Party.

Manager  :horrormirth:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

Entries close at midnight tomorrow night.

Note:  That's real (Tucson) time, not that weird time you people have in foreign parts.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 01:59:08 PM
Entries close at midnight tomorrow night.

Note:  That's real (Tucson) time, not that weird time you people have in foreign parts.

Can we turn in something old? 

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2011, 02:24:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 01:59:08 PM
Entries close at midnight tomorrow night.

Note:  That's real (Tucson) time, not that weird time you people have in foreign parts.

Can we turn in something old? 

You can turn in anything you like, though I'd prefer newer stuff.

The voters will decide, basically.
Molon Lube

LMNO

I'm submitting my bumperstickers.










Freeky

Those are so fantastic, dude.  Everything in here is, but I just wanted to say that.

Triple Zero

Well then I'm submitting mine too:



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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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