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Punk as fuck!
« on: August 30, 2011, 06:29:42 pm »
"Punk as Fuck" means having, and nurturing the kind of the attitude and neckiness that will you lie, wheedle and indulge your capacity for bullshitting, by applying as earnestly as you can, to join the Special Constabulary. Then running with it to see how far through the process you can get before you
A/ Can no longer keep a straight face, or
B/ Get ejected from their premises for being a "clever cunt" or
C/ Fail to resist the instinctual impulse to spike their coffee machine with LSD, mixed with super-strength Laxatives.

If, by some implausible combination of apparent credibility, feigned enthusiasm, and/or an unbelievably slack selection process, they say "Welcome to the Team, Special Constable BadBeast, you start on Monday" You need to give the fuckers both barrels, right away, with something like "Fuck that, you gullible cunt, do you seriously think I could ever go through this application process for any reason other than the satisfaction of telling you, at this point, that I'd rather eat my own shit than put that Uniform on"?
Scornful mocking laughter goes down well at moments like this too, (as does taking a dump in the kettle before you walk out)
The ensuing levels of butthurt might even get you charged under section 3 of the "Making Plod look stupider" Act, but in the immortal words of some Wise old 'orrible Punker from back in the day, "So what? So what? So what, so what, you boring little cunts!"

Green Day are not Punk. The Sex Pistols never were. (They were just a boy band)  The Dead Kennedys are Punk, as were the Ramones.
Crass were Punk,  Billy Idol is not. The Clash were Punk, Toyah Wilcox wasn't. The Anti-Nowhere League were Punk, Megadeth are not.   
Jerry Sadovicz is Punk, Jerry Springer whilst funny, is not. Rock and Roll is Punk with Edwardian Frock coats and DA hair. Punk is never having to say you're sorry.
New Wave was just sorry.

So what is Punk as fuck, to you?   

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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 06:33:19 pm »
Punk as fuck?

Dead Milkmen, yes.  Green Day, no (and they should be fed to their fans for suggesting they are).

Mook ---> Copper ---> Big Oil --->  Not punk as fuck, but funny.

But you already summed it up:  Means never saying you're sorry.
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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 07:18:48 pm »
Beats the fuck out of me, silly assed wanker.

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 07:23:26 pm »
Beats the fuck out of me, silly assed  arsed wanker.
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"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 07:52:44 pm »
Replying to this thread, just because you know it'll piss people off to see your avvy..?
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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 08:08:12 pm »
Hey ED.

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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 08:28:37 pm »
:yawn:
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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 pm »
Hey Charley
 :D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 pm »
Hey Charley
 :D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.
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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 pm »
Hey Charley
 :D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 09:58:10 pm »
Hey Charley
 :D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

 :evil:

You're about as punk as Eldora, which is to say "cold dishwater", you stupid great cow.
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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2011, 12:56:24 am »
I am going to shit, and when I come back my shit will still be more amusing.
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2011, 02:03:45 am »
Hey Charley
 :D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

 :evil:

You're about as punk as Eldora, which is to say "cold dishwater", you stupid great cow.

She means "drunk". She is, as always, drunk as fuck.
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Re: Punk as fuck!
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2011, 05:25:54 am »
Hey Charley
 :D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

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... How the hell is that "Punk as fuck"?  :|
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2011, 05:29:02 am »
Hey Charley
 :D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

 :evil:

... How the hell is that "Punk as fuck"?  :|

Because we are all a bunch of middle-class, middle-aged white men. We obviously don't know what really real punk, ED felt she had to come back and explain to us.
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