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Started by Freeky, August 31, 2011, 07:48:03 PM

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Adios

I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

Epimetheus

Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Luna

The holidays sucked last year.  Trying not to think too much about this year.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*

Someone should do a horror flick where those turn into mutants like Chucky or Gremlins and attack a whole village of white middle class idiots and their children.

ATTACK OF THE HULADANCING SANTAS!

deadfong

Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.

My grandmother asked my grandfather to say grace at Christmas dinner once.  Why she thought that was a good idea I'll never know, but here's his prayer:

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish

Adios

Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*

And those damned bells in front of every store. DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

THE FUCKERS NEVER STOP!!  :argh!:

Luna

Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 06:53:43 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*

And those damned bells in front of every store. DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

THE FUCKERS NEVER STOP!!  :argh!:

Sure they do.  If you look like you're tossing money into their fancy, oversized begging bowls, you can get right up next to them. Grab the bell, run like hell.  Toss down nearest sewer grate.  If you blive in a part of the country with real weather, nobody will even question the ski mask and gloves...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."