SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

[Freeky]

Today I found out that a certain someone that we all know is quitting his job.  I can't fucking BELIEVE this guy.  He's got so many people depending on him, most of them kids, and he's just blowing them off.  Why? I asked him.  Why are you doing this?  He tells me, he says, "It's just too stressful.  I can't deal with it anymore."

I ask him, dude, what do you even DO all day?  What's so damn stressful that you can't deal with your job?  He shrugs at me.  I tell him I think he's just looking for an excuse to be a lazy bum, which he denies instantly.

I ask him, what about your kids, man?  What about all your kids who NEED you?  He says to me, "They're going to have to do without.  Lots of people do, they're going to have to start sometime, too."

I say, Christ, it's not like you don't get time off.  Why don't you just take a trip to somewhere?  Obviously in this economy it wouldn't be very far, but a day trip would be doable and be relaxing at the same time.  Take your woman with you, leave the kids at home, have a nice day, or even two.  But don't QUIT.  And he says to me, "It's none of your business."

I never thought I'd say this, guys, but I have a little less than four months' time to change his mind, and I need your help.

It's up to us to save Christmas.

[Eater of Clowns]

GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

[Freeky]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

FREEKY WINS.

[LMNO]

 

[Luna]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

FREEKY WINS.

This.   

[Doktor Howl]

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

i dont get it.

[Doktor Howl]

i dont get it.

Think of every bad Christmas animated special you've ever seen.

The fat bastard is ALWAYS looking for an excuse to cancel Christmas.

[Suu]

Christmas is fucking canceled. Deal with it.

[Doktor Howl]

Christmas is fucking canceled. Deal with it.

Balls.

Some kid and a cute animal will come along and save it.

[Suu]

Yeah yeah, and Halloween will take it over.

[Doktor Howl]

NM.

[Suu]

Hey, someone has to play the pessimist, here. 

[Freeky]

Suu, I think you missed the point completely.  That's all right, though.  No sweat.


Also, Dok just got home and told me what he really thought about the OP, and I   There was lots of howling, and something about I'm a terrorist.

[Epimetheus]

Hahahaha. I took it seriously, even the last line, till I saw the first few comments.