Black Death confirmed as Bubonic Plague

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This kid is being prepared by responsible parents

christ that poor kid.  Not that it isn't hilarious, but damn, who would put that kind of thing on a kid that small?  He's completely spazzed.  Who wouldn't be?  There is a part of me thinking that putting that costume on a child borders on child abuse.  I mean would you let a kid that age watch Aliens?

[Cain]

I can think of half a dozen more traumatizing things for a kid to see on last night's news, to be perfectly honest.

[Luna]

Ohh, Awesome!



I have got to get me one of those for next time I babysit...

[Suu]

Ewg.  And people wonder why I don't swim...

Meh. I've been scraped by barnacles, stung by a stingray, stalked by sharks, slimed by jellyfish, stepped on a whale/dolphin placenta (gross) and I turned out alright.

[Adios]

This kid is being prepared by responsible parents

christ that poor kid.  Not that it isn't hilarious, but damn, who would put that kind of thing on a kid that small?  He's completely spazzed.  Who wouldn't be?  There is a part of me thinking that putting that costume on a child borders on child abuse.  I mean would you let a kid that age watch Aliens?

Personally, I laughed my ass off.

[Adios]

Ewg.  And people wonder why I don't swim...

Meh. I've been scraped by barnacles, stung by a stingray, stalked by sharks, slimed by jellyfish, stepped on a whale/dolphin placenta (gross) and I turned out alright.

I've been swallowed by a whale and shit back out into a shark feeding frenzy.

[Suu]

Ewg.  And people wonder why I don't swim...

Meh. I've been scraped by barnacles, stung by a stingray, stalked by sharks, slimed by jellyfish, stepped on a whale/dolphin placenta (gross) and I turned out alright.

I've been swallowed by a whale and shit back out into a shark feeding frenzy.

Hence your epic immortality, of course.

[Adios]

Ewg.  And people wonder why I don't swim...

Meh. I've been scraped by barnacles, stung by a stingray, stalked by sharks, slimed by jellyfish, stepped on a whale/dolphin placenta (gross) and I turned out alright.

I've been swallowed by a whale and shit back out into a shark feeding frenzy.

Hence your epic immortality, of course.

Well, admittedly it did happen 5 million years ago.

[Suu]

Ewg.  And people wonder why I don't swim...

Meh. I've been scraped by barnacles, stung by a stingray, stalked by sharks, slimed by jellyfish, stepped on a whale/dolphin placenta (gross) and I turned out alright.

I've been swallowed by a whale and shit back out into a shark feeding frenzy.

Hence your epic immortality, of course.

Well, admittedly it did happen 5 million years ago.

And everything was bigger 5 million years ago, with bigger teefs.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I can think of half a dozen more traumatizing things for a kid to see on last night's news, to be perfectly honest.

I can agree with that, I don't know it's just the poor kid's face.  I've seen that look.  It's the scarred for life look.  

Personally, I laughed my ass off.

I can see the humor.  I just...    To a kid that little.  Sorry took this off tangent.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Doesn't the South also have those amoeba that turns your brain into jelly?


Ah, yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri#United_States

Turns out that's far more widespread than people thought.  It's in the Colorado River, for example.

Well, that explains a few things.