Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...

[Luna]

  You are a strange, strange man, Rog. 

I should try it with a latex glove on my hand to see if it makes it more alien.

Now I have to reprint all of this paperwork. 

Damn.

Dok,
Lost it.

[Doktor Howl]

    Now I'm definitely doing it.

Funny, the women around me also say I'm strange.

But I suspect the whole pack of you to be misleading me.  I mean, who the fuck DOESN'T get all weird every time Chico & The Man or Close Encounters of the Third Kind comes on the triple-digit cable channels?  That's normal, right?  Unless you're a prude or something.

[Doktor Howl]

  You are a strange, strange man, Rog. 

I should try it with a latex glove on my hand to see if it makes it more alien.

Now I have to reprint all of this paperwork. 

Damn.

Dok,
Lost it.

Sooooo...Boss...HOW fast did you need that report, exactly?

[Jenne]

    Now I'm definitely doing it.

Funny, the women around me also say I'm strange.

But I suspect the whole pack of you to be misleading me.  I mean, who the fuck DOESN'T get all weird every time Chico & The Man or Close Encounters of the Third Kind comes on the triple-digit cable channels?  That's normal, right?  Unless you're a prude or something.

YOU GOTTA BE YOU, ROG.  YOU JUST GOTTA BE YOU.

...Halloween is your birfday, isn't it?

[Doktor Howl]

    Now I'm definitely doing it.

Funny, the women around me also say I'm strange.

But I suspect the whole pack of you to be misleading me.  I mean, who the fuck DOESN'T get all weird every time Chico & The Man or Close Encounters of the Third Kind comes on the triple-digit cable channels?  That's normal, right?  Unless you're a prude or something.

YOU GOTTA BE YOU, ROG.  YOU JUST GOTTA BE YOU.

...Halloween is your birfday, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

And the pattern of the nature of the costumes I've assigned is my very own gift to me.   

[Jenne]

    Now I'm definitely doing it.

Funny, the women around me also say I'm strange.

But I suspect the whole pack of you to be misleading me.  I mean, who the fuck DOESN'T get all weird every time Chico & The Man or Close Encounters of the Third Kind comes on the triple-digit cable channels?  That's normal, right?  Unless you're a prude or something.

YOU GOTTA BE YOU, ROG.  YOU JUST GOTTA BE YOU.

...Halloween is your birfday, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

And the pattern of the nature of the costumes I've assigned is my very own gift to me.   

  Christmas comes early for Roger.

[Doktor Howl]

    Now I'm definitely doing it.

Funny, the women around me also say I'm strange.

But I suspect the whole pack of you to be misleading me.  I mean, who the fuck DOESN'T get all weird every time Chico & The Man or Close Encounters of the Third Kind comes on the triple-digit cable channels?  That's normal, right?  Unless you're a prude or something.

YOU GOTTA BE YOU, ROG.  YOU JUST GOTTA BE YOU.

...Halloween is your birfday, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

And the pattern of the nature of the costumes I've assigned is my very own gift to me.   

  Christmas comes early for Roger.

Indeed.  It's silly, but being able to continue the pattern in a recognizable way has been a greater and greater challenge, and has afforded me some small amount of amusement, which I have been in need of.

[Jenne]

AH FEEL YAS THERE I DO.

I think on one of your birthdays you posted while in flagrante and on cactus.  Maria was on hand to report the uh festivities. 

You ever dress up?  I was wondering besides a D0KtoR what you would be...hm...

[Doktor Howl]

AH FEEL YAS THERE I DO.

I think on one of your birthdays you posted while in flagrante and on cactus.  Maria was on hand to report the uh festivities. 

You ever dress up?  I was wondering besides a D0KtoR what you would be...hm...

That's between Enabler and I.   

Dok,
Knows how to make things worse.

[Cramulus]

  ahhh I love you dok

[trix]

Call me thick, but I have been unable to decipher the pattern...

[Kai]

The pattern is "By the Lulz, of the Lulz, for the Lulz".

[kingyak]

Has anyone been assigned "disembodied cat's penis" yet?

[ThatGreenGentleman]

I want a costume too.

[Phox]

The pattern is "By the Lulz, of the Lulz, for the Lulz".

Considering what he gave me...

Why not? Should be a good time. 

Jayne Mansfield.

yeah.