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THIS IS HOW GOD BLESSES AMERICA

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM

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The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.

I'd so love to see her trying to climb a tree  :lulz:

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 05, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.

I'd so love to see her trying to climb a tree  :lulz:
Why do you hate trees?  :cry:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

tip: don't click "next" on that photo, the blob that wants to push her from the top looks way more horrid.
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Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 09:51:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 05, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.

I'd so love to see her trying to climb a tree  :lulz:
Why do you hate trees?  :cry:

Fuckers help keep the human race alive. What's not to hate?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

deadfong

This broke something in my brain.  I cannot accept the truth, and would prefer to think that article filtered into our internet from some alternate Earth.
:x

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

I just did a google image search on "circus fat lady" and none of them were as bad as you see now.

AMERICANS ARE FATTER THAN CIRCUS FREAKS.

http://www.google.com/search?q=circus+fat+lady&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1441&bih=572
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

No.

We have entered the End Times for this civilization.

We live in a time when people have not only made-up indulgences, but call them illnesses in order to feel special. Everything about our culture is glaringly symptomatic of degeneracy; from our concept of "fame" to our exaltation of gluttony and extreme unconcern for the poor, or even for the working class who would support a healthy economy. Our decision to bury our heads in the sand and pretend that we aren't on a railroad track screaming toward a messy and very unpleasant readjustment is really the most telling signal that the end is, finally, truly nigh.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nigel on September 06, 2011, 06:05:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 05, 2011, 08:52:39 PM
The only difference I see between this, and some yahoo plowing into the corner of a bridge at 180 MPH, is that this lady has had more time to realize that what she is doing is just plain dumb.

And more time to consume massive quantities of resources that might have gone toward feeding dozens of orphan children, one of whom probably would have grown up to cure cancer and AIDS.

Can a culture that does this survive?

Should it survive?

Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

No.

We have entered the End Times for this civilization.

We live in a time when people have not only made-up indulgences, but call them illnesses in order to feel special. Everything about our culture is glaringly symptomatic of degeneracy; from our concept of "fame" to our exaltation of gluttony and extreme unconcern for the poor, or even for the working class who would support a healthy economy. Our decision to bury our heads in the sand and pretend that we aren't on a railroad track screaming toward a messy and very unpleasant readjustment is really the most telling signal that the end is, finally, truly nigh.

:mittens:

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Cain

On the other hand, she could be weaponized to sink China.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 01:40:18 AM
Dok,
Thinks he knows how Cicero must have felt.

No that was because he was allergic to linen and wool.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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