Excuse me, that's against the law.

[Epimetheus]

In Arkansas, it is illegal to tell spooky stories around two campfires simultaneously.


In Hawaii, it is illegal to grow a beard while shaving.


In New York, it is illegal to help someone out if you really don't want to.


In Utah, it is illegal to write fiction. (But not to publish it. Utahan writers actually do their writing out-of-state, and then bring it home for publishing.)


In Kentucky, it is illegal to acknowledge any apparent sapience in mosquitoes.

[Adios]

In California it is illegal to watch a picture in picture television while operating a minivan.

[Cramulus]

Toddlers are not allowed to form unions.



You are not allowed to pilot an aircraft during a broadcast of Wings.

[Cramulus]

In Arkansas, you are not allowed to drink RC Cola. That's Daddy's RC Cola.

[Phox]

Nevada
It's illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

Ah, the Freddie Mercury Law, I see.  

In Illinois, it is illegal vote only once.

In Minnesota, you may not say "Milwaukee".

In North Dakota, it is illegal for a wife to scalp her husband.

[Adios]

In South Dakota, any wife won in a poker game must be kept for a period of no less than 6 months.

[Phox]

In Michigan, quoting lyrics from the rock band KISS is illegal on Tuesday.

[Cramulus]

In Denver, you are not allowed to quote the TV show Frasier at an officer of the law.

[Triple Zero]

In East Germany, doctors and other medical personnel can be imprisoned if they refuse to treat bone-fractures in homeless people.



Go ahead, ask me why.

[Phox]

In New Jersey, it is a felony to appear naked in public without a paparazzo present.

[Cramulus]

In East Germany, doctors and other medical personnel can be imprisoned if they refuse to treat bone-fractures in homeless people.



Go ahead, ask me why.

why's that, trip?

[Elder Iptuous]

In Alabama it is illegal to wear prosthetic buttocks for the purposes of intimidation while in a courtroom.

[Cain]

In Alabama it is illegal to wear prosthetic buttocks for the purposes of intimidation while in a courtroom.

Whereas in New Jersey it is mandated.

[Triple Zero]

In East Germany, doctors and other medical personnel can be imprisoned if they refuse to treat bone-fractures in homeless people.



Go ahead, ask me why.

why's that, trip?

BECAUSE IT'S
HOBO CAST DENIAL !!!!!



AAAAAAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHA HA HAHAA AHAHAHAHA HAHAH AHA HA HA

[Adios]