Excuse me, that's against the law.

[Suu]

GET OFF MY PAWCATUCK! *KICKS*

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In the Pearl District, it is illegal to look like you smell like poop.

the loophole is that it's still legal to smell like poop looks

However, if you don't smell legal, people will give you poop looks.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

North Carolina
It's against the law to sing off-key.

Pretty sure I'm responsible for this one.

PMZ,
has a vocal range consisting of three non-consecutive notes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Up until a couple of years ago in Massachusetts, blasphemy against the Christian god was punishable with either a year in prison or a fine of $300 (goes to show you how long it was on the books).

It was also once illegal in Massachusetts to:
Sell beer, wine or liquor on a Sunday (unless it was at a bar/restaurant)
Enter Boston if you were Native American
Tattoo anyone

Being a Communist is still illegal, and you can be barred from public office for 5 years, be imprisoned for 2.5 years or fined $1000 for affiliating with the Communist Party.
Nevertheless, there are several Communist organizations in MA (Cambridge specifically. Figures.)

[Cramulus]

It was also once illegal in Massachusetts to:
Sell beer, wine or liquor on a Sunday (unless it was at a bar/restaurant)

that law is still on the books in CT. Can't buy beer/liquor past 9 PM either, unless you're at a bar/restaurant.

Can't buy beer on holidays either. SOMEBODY PLZ EXPLAIN WTF IS THE POINT OF FORBIDDING BEER SALES ON HOLIDAYS

[Adios]

Selling alcohol in Kansas on Sunday was illegal two years ago, and still is unless the individual town/city approves it. Liquor stores still only are allowed limited Sunday hours, noon to 8 PM.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It was also once illegal in Massachusetts to:
Sell beer, wine or liquor on a Sunday (unless it was at a bar/restaurant)

that law is still on the books in CT. Can't buy beer/liquor past 9 PM either, unless you're at a bar/restaurant.

Can't buy beer on holidays either. SOMEBODY PLZ EXPLAIN WTF IS THE POINT OF FORBIDDING BEER SALES ON HOLIDAYS

Yeah, it's between noon and 6 on a Sunday now, 8 if you get a special license.

[Adios]

It was also once illegal in Massachusetts to:
Sell beer, wine or liquor on a Sunday (unless it was at a bar/restaurant)

that law is still on the books in CT. Can't buy beer/liquor past 9 PM either, unless you're at a bar/restaurant.

Can't buy beer on holidays either. SOMEBODY PLZ EXPLAIN WTF IS THE POINT OF FORBIDDING BEER SALES ON HOLIDAYS

People get drunk on holidays. I dunno why...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It was also once illegal in Massachusetts to:
Sell beer, wine or liquor on a Sunday (unless it was at a bar/restaurant)

that law is still on the books in CT. Can't buy beer/liquor past 9 PM either, unless you're at a bar/restaurant.

Can't buy beer on holidays either. SOMEBODY PLZ EXPLAIN WTF IS THE POINT OF FORBIDDING BEER SALES ON HOLIDAYS

People get drunk on holidays. I dunno why...

People don't want to work on holidays.  No reason to make that illegal though.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Within the confines of Suffolk County, making an employee of Goldman Sachs cry shall be punished with no less than 30 days of hard labour.

I live here; that one is probably actually true.

[Suu]

Up until 6 years ago, you couldn't get booze on a Sunday in RI. Now you can, unfortunately, sales of alcohol are still limited to JUST liquor stores. 

Meanwhile in Florida, I could go to the goddamn Farm Stores drive through and get a 12 pack at 1am on Sunday if I wanted to.

[Doktor Howl]

Even better, the border between RI and CT has been hotly contested since the late 1700s.

ah yes, the CT/RI border war.

many of my close friends have perished in that awful conflict.

Why can't you fuckos just calm down about that?  It's only a Goddamn swamp.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Up until 6 years ago, you couldn't get booze on a Sunday in RI. Now you can, unfortunately, sales of alcohol are still limited to JUST liquor stores. 

Meanwhile in Florida, I could go to the goddamn Farm Stores drive through and get a 12 pack at 1am on Sunday if I wanted to.

What do you mean JUST liquor stores?

Eastern MA,
does not sell beer in gas stations

[Freeky]

That's the problem with you east coast states.  You don't have enough beer drinking, gun toting whackos who are aware of these laws and will demand, at whatever cost, that an opposite law be passed.



It is illegal in Arizona to make laws against texting while driving.

It is illegal in Arizona, whose very name means "arid zone", to pass laws against fireworks.

[Luna]

Last I knew, in the state of Florida, sex in any position other than the missionary position is illegal.