Join my fantasy football league or I will punish you with my insipid comments

Started by Iason Ouabache, September 07, 2011, 06:12:21 AM

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Iason Ouabache

September 07, 2011, 06:12:21 AM
You have 24 hours to join my fantasy football league. If I do not get at least 4 more people to join I will haunt you forever with my insipid comments about my boring family.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/erisianleagueofdoom

password: football1

If we get all the way up to 10 teams I promise to personally smacktalk every single person all 17 weeks of the season. 

PS. Dibs on David Gerrard!
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East Coast Hustle

#1
September 07, 2011, 07:15:20 AM
I dunno, one FFL league already pretty much cuts my productivity by 25% for 4 months of the year. If you get to 9 and still need someone, hit me up.
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Iason Ouabache

#2
September 07, 2011, 07:34:27 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 07, 2011, 07:15:20 AM
I dunno, one FFL league already pretty much cuts my productivity by 25% for 4 months of the year. If you get to 9 and still need someone, hit me up.
Join anyway. It's not a super serious league. Plus I only have 4 teams so far and games start Thursday. I just need warm bodies so I can start the draft.
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Triple Zero

#3
September 07, 2011, 08:17:35 AM
Punish me with insipiousness, Iason!
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Iason Ouabache

#4
September 07, 2011, 08:26:04 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 07, 2011, 08:17:35 AM
Punish me with insipiousness, Iason!
My son has been working for almost 4 months now and is starting to learn how to make sounds. He should be saying clear words within the next couple of months. Isn't that soooo interesting?
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Triple Zero

#5
September 07, 2011, 09:07:42 AM
can you make his first word to be INSIPIDITY ?

(hey, insipidity is actually a word according to my spellchecker)
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Suu

#6
September 07, 2011, 01:23:23 PM
I'm already in, damnit.

The Providence Hipsters need some opponents, ironically.
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LMNO

#7
September 07, 2011, 01:27:33 PM
Blockpage.



I suppose you're just gonna have to tell me what you're eating right now.

AFK

#8
September 07, 2011, 01:29:01 PM
JOIN MY FANTASY ASS!

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East Coast Hustle

#9
September 07, 2011, 02:42:08 PM
OK, I'm in. But I'm only bothering to actually set my roster each week if I get the one specific player I want. Without him, I don't get to use the team name I want and that makes the whole thing worthless.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#10
September 07, 2011, 02:46:56 PM
Autopick draft and no PPR points?

Why do you want your league to suck?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#11
September 07, 2011, 02:48:09 PM
NO FLEX PLAYER AND ONLY 6 BENCH SPOTS?

IASON FIX YOUR SHIT!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
September 07, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 07, 2011, 02:46:56 PM
Autopick draft and no PPR points?

Why do you want your league to suck?

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 07, 2011, 02:48:09 PM
NO FLEX PLAYER AND ONLY 6 BENCH SPOTS?

IASON FIX YOUR SHIT!

:argh!: 

This is why none of your IRL friends are playing with you isn't it Iason? 

:argh!:

Is this your first time doing this?????

:lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
September 07, 2011, 06:32:40 PM
I don't like football.

Tell me about the homelife then.
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Iason Ouabache

#14
September 07, 2011, 10:17:16 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 07, 2011, 02:48:09 PM
NO FLEX PLAYER AND ONLY 6 BENCH SPOTS?

IASON FIX YOUR SHIT!
I left it on Yahoo's default rosters. Fixed now.
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