Author Topic: ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 724 times)

Don Coyote

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ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:58:55 am »
 :news:

HE IS USING MINDLAZORZ ON YOU!!!!!!!!

 :omg:

There is hope.

 :remaincalm:


Help is on the way.

 :putin:

In conjunction with  :supertard: and his merry  :teabagger1:

Are on their way to save us from Doktor Howl and his League of Not Very Murrikans

 :bob: :spag: :curly: And The Demon Queen  :tyra:


IF YOU ACT QUICKLY SALVATION CAN BE YOURS!!!!!
:cheney:

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS!!!!!
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SHUT IT!!!
:cheney:



But just then
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And then all  :cramstipated:

And it was mustaches everyfuckingwhere
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Re: ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 02:59:49 am »
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Re: ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 03:00:19 am »
Awesome, Coyote.   :lulz:
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Re: ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 08:02:15 am »
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Re: ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2011, 08:09:16 am »
Citizen Coyote.

Please report to the nearest reeducation center.

This is not a request.

This is also not an order.

You are, however, expected to comply.

You're not a fucking socialist or worse, a democrat, are you?

No. Let's not speak anymore of mind lasers.

Just report to Building 534. We will take care of the rest.

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Re: ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2011, 09:19:17 am »
I hate to break it to you Coyote, but you may have teh Discrodian*.

My condolences and hope for a speedy recovery.









* Pronunciation key: da SCROTE ee uhn
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