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Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« on: September 09, 2011, 07:08:37 am »
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/megan-1004561-mickey-murray.html

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The Murray County Sheriff's Office is investigating a shocking allegation in the sudden death of a young, expectant mother. Megan Long, 19, died in the hospital Sunday and family members and friends claim she was poisoned after she agreed to hide methamphetamine inside her body.

Megan's father Mickey Long says Megan was with her boyfriend Duke and her mother, April Flood when they were pulled over by a Murray County Sheriff's Deputy last week. He claims April gave her pregnant daugther Megan meth during the stop and told her to hide it inside her vagina. "They had got pulled over and she stuffed a quarter ounce insider her and when they got here they were going to take it back out, but there wasn't anything left but a bag."

Later that night Mickey said Megan started having seizure-like symptoms. Even though Mickey wasn't in the car for that traffic stop, he claims his ex-wife admitted she asked Megan to place meth inside her body.

Murray County Sheriff Howard Ensley says both his department and GSP are investigating Megan's death and have sent her body to a crime lab for an autopsy. Ensley expects the toxicology to report in a couple of weeks.

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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 05:10:21 am »

"...her mother, April Flood..."
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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 03:12:15 pm »
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family members and friends claim she was poisoned after she agreed to hide methamphetamine inside her body.

Which makes you wonder if these friends and family knew before hand.  If they did, will that make them conspirators?  Because this is like some twisted murder suicide....

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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 06:12:13 pm »
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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 04:03:50 am »
Hiding shit up your holes is a time-honored tradish.  Hate to break it to everyone, but according to my now-ex-con-dad, there's very little contraband that makes it into prison that didn't travel up some dude's ass.

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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 06:07:09 pm »
I might be a terrible person for thinking what I'm thinking.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 06:07:59 pm »
I might be a terrible person for thinking what I'm thinking.

I know I am.   :lulz:
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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 06:11:12 pm »
I might be a terrible person for thinking what I'm thinking.

I know I am.   :lulz:

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Just Say No... to hiding meth in your vagina
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 07:03:46 pm »
They sure are getting them hooked young, these days...