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Started by El Sjaako, September 10, 2011, 04:11:00 PM

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El Sjaako

I know, but I've gotta try.

I hope there's a small chance I'll get some kind of response from the Vatican though.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: el sjaako on September 10, 2011, 04:28:07 PM
I know, but I've gotta try.

I hope there's a small chance I'll get some kind of response from the Vatican though.

Oh, that is likely.

I sent a letter to Cardinal O'Malley once politely telling him to shut the fuck up and stay out of politics.

His secretary mailed me back a letter explaining why two legally married dudes is a cardinal's business and inviting me to rejoin the Catholic Church regardless of my sexual orientation.  :horrormirth:


I don't recall mentioning a boyfriend of any sort in my letter.  :lulz:
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El Sjaako

To be honest, I'd be happy with some Vatican employee just reading my letter. I'm easy to please  :D

If I get a letter urging me to turn away form Discordianism and return to Catholicism I'll be thrilled.

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I should send some to the local arch bishop...

And pope rat never responded to my request for the deed to limbo :(
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Quote from: Brian Fnord on September 10, 2011, 05:08:53 PM
I should send some to the local arch bishop...

And pope rat never responded to my request for the deed to limbo :(

Shit man, the Catholics haven't had possession of that for AGES.
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Quote from: el sjaako on September 10, 2011, 04:41:09 PM
To be honest, I'd be happy with some Vatican employee just reading my letter. I'm easy to please  :D

If I get a letter urging me to turn away form Discordianism and return to Catholicism I'll be thrilled.


Pls 2 be posting when it happens. :lol:
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Disgraced former pope Joseph Alois Ratzinger commonly known as 'Papa Ratzi' by the media due to an ongoing violent crime spree targeting prolific public figures and celebreties has been apprehended by the vigilante known to locals as The Batman.

Mr Ratzinger was dismissed of his position as leader of the Catholic Church earlier this year when new evidence came to light exposing a plot that resulted in the murder Princess Diana of Wales. Subsequent Attacks by Mr Ratzinger included the media manufacturing of the false disappearance of Madeleine Mccann, and flame attacks on Gay pride rallies by the Papal Dirigible.

Due to the nature of the crimes and the questionable state of Mr Ratzinger's sanity he has once again been returned to the maximum security wing of the Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane.
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Quote from: Faust on September 16, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Disgraced former pope Joseph Alois Ratzinger commonly known as 'Papa Ratzi' by the media due to an ongoing violent crime spree targeting prolific public figures and celebreties has been apprehended by the vigilante known to locals as The Batman.

Mr Ratzinger was dismissed of his position as leader of the Catholic Church earlier this year when new evidence came to light exposing a plot that resulted in the murder Princess Diana of Wales. Subsequent Attacks by Mr Ratzinger included the media manufacturing the false disappearance of Madeleine Mccann, and flame attacks on Gay pride rallies by the Papal Dirigible.

Due to the nature of the crimes and the questionable state of Mr Ratzinger's sanity he has once again been returned to the maximum security wing of the Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane.

:peedee:

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on September 16, 2011, 01:50:27 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 16, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Disgraced former pope Joseph Alois Ratzinger commonly known as 'Papa Ratzi' by the media due to an ongoing violent crime spree targeting prolific public figures and celebreties has been apprehended by the vigilante known to locals as The Batman.

Mr Ratzinger was dismissed of his position as leader of the Catholic Church earlier this year when new evidence came to light exposing a plot that resulted in the murder Princess Diana of Wales. Subsequent Attacks by Mr Ratzinger included the media manufacturing the false disappearance of Madeleine Mccann, and flame attacks on Gay pride rallies by the Papal Dirigible.

Due to the nature of the crimes and the questionable state of Mr Ratzinger's sanity he has once again been returned to the maximum security wing of the Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane.

:peedee:

I love you, man...

What is this gif from? I kinda want to see the full scene now.
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 16, 2011, 02:37:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 16, 2011, 01:50:27 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 16, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Disgraced former pope Joseph Alois Ratzinger commonly known as 'Papa Ratzi' by the media due to an ongoing violent crime spree targeting prolific public figures and celebreties has been apprehended by the vigilante known to locals as The Batman.

Mr Ratzinger was dismissed of his position as leader of the Catholic Church earlier this year when new evidence came to light exposing a plot that resulted in the murder Princess Diana of Wales. Subsequent Attacks by Mr Ratzinger included the media manufacturing the false disappearance of Madeleine Mccann, and flame attacks on Gay pride rallies by the Papal Dirigible.

Due to the nature of the crimes and the questionable state of Mr Ratzinger's sanity he has once again been returned to the maximum security wing of the Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane.

:peedee:

I love you, man...

What is this gif from? I kinda want to see the full scene now.

No clue, there was discussion about it when it was set up as an emote, nobody seemed to know.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."