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Rebooted Time, part 1: Dok Loses the Plot

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Luna:
One of the most frustrating things I ever read was some nitwit going on and on for PARAGRAPHS about the government...  I asked, "So, you voted for McCain and Palin, then?"

Answer, "No, I didn't vote..."

I stopped reading after the first four words.

LMNO:
To be fair, by the time it gets to presidential elections, there really is no good choice. If your choice is between two corporate-owned shills, is it REALLY so bad if you were too disgusted to make a choice?

Cainad (dec.):
When the roof started leaking, Crazy Eddie told 'em it was too expensive to fix it. But you'd get basically the same thing if you just scrapped the roof and replaced it with duct tape and a tarp. Then you can burn the lumber from the roof for fuel when it gets cold, right? Ha, ha!

When our teeth started falling out, Crazy Eddie said it would be Wrong to help get them fixed. But hey, why not sell those gold fillings and use the cash to buy the baby food and protein drinks you'll need for the rest of your life? Ha, ha!

Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: Cainad on September 13, 2011, 04:51:32 am ---When the roof started leaking, Crazy Eddie told 'em it was too expensive to fix it. But you'd get basically the same thing if you just scrapped the roof and replaced it with duct tape and a tarp. Then you can burn the lumber from the roof for fuel when it gets cold, right? Ha, ha!

When our teeth started falling out, Crazy Eddie said it would be Wrong to help get them fixed. But hey, why not sell those gold fillings and use the cash to buy the baby food and protein drinks you'll need for the rest of your life? Ha, ha!

--- End quote ---

Ho ho ho...

You've just given me an idea.

Cainad (dec.):
I think that post was the moment I achieved a real intuitive understanding of what Crazy Eddie is and why he matters.

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