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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Bebek Sincap Ratatosk, March 28, 2012, 07:18:10 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
April 27, 2012, 07:46:48 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 07:40:12 AM
My ZipperTM is stuck. I can't get these pygmy monkeys out of my pance.

My recommendation is to not take off and then put on pants in the primate lab. And if this cannot be avoided to switch to scrubs. This does not mean that the drawstring won't get weirdly tight around the knot, but you have a certain degree of looseness to shake them out of the legs. This also has the added benefit of unleashing pygmy monkeys on your foes, and the excuse to say "say hello to my little friends!" in all seriousness.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

navkat

#16
April 27, 2012, 11:52:52 AM
Weirdly tight!

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
April 27, 2012, 12:12:32 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 11:52:52 AM
Weirdly tight!

Oh goddammit I didn't even mean the :lmnuendo: !


:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

navkat

#18
April 27, 2012, 12:19:28 PM
Nono! It's the weirdly thing. It's so WEIRD! :)

Nephew Twiddleton

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April 27, 2012, 12:38:47 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 12:19:28 PM
Nono! It's the weirdly thing. It's so WEIRD! :)

Its growing on me, I admit.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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