Discordianism is one sentence!

[Placid Dingo]

Discordia iz notta plugged in to zee sokit!

[MMMW]

I love all of those.

[Pæs]

Discordianism: butts butts butts for my lady

butts...

[Cain]

Discordianism rejects your rules.


And substitutes them for its own.

[Cramulus]

"a rather irritating form of hermetic terrorism"

"taoism in a clown suit"

this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11054.0

this thing: http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/

[Eater of Clowns]

a violent relaxation of the mind

[rong]

because fuck you, that's why!

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

"To create confusion while encouraging critical thinking."

Discordia is all about saying "fuck you", repeatedly, loudly, to anyone within earshot, and especially other Discordians.... but especially "Discordians" (or as some call them "Really Real Discordians For Realness"), because the fact of the matter is, it's about trolling, and arguing, and thinking, and writing, and growing, and learning, and thinking, and moving, and shaking, and tuberculosis, and teh lulz, and horrormirth; and it's about politics and pedantry, shoes, and ships, and sealing wax -- Cabbages and kings; and that all the things you think you know are true, but all the things you know are false; and it's about the Weird, and it's about making music and pranking the establishment (At the same time, of course), and it's about picking fights with ECH for no reason, stealing Cram's mustache, and kicking TGRR's corpse when it starts to stink, and it's about eating oranges until someone dies, and it's about meese and mass and molecules, and it's about Dimo walking around with no shirt, making everyone jealous, and it's about Trip learning what it means to be American^TM, and it's about mocking RAW and calling David Icke a ninny, and it's about going from a little girl with too much free time to a little girl with too much free time AND several colleges worth of smarts, and the most important thing: Also, fuck you, Kai.

Fixed to make it one sentence, as per the request in the OP.

[Phox]

"To create confusion while encouraging critical thinking."

Discordia is all about saying "fuck you", repeatedly, loudly, to anyone within earshot, and especially other Discordians.... but especially "Discordians" (or as some call them "Really Real Discordians For Realness"), because the fact of the matter is, it's about trolling, and arguing, and thinking, and writing, and growing, and learning, and thinking, and moving, and shaking, and tuberculosis, and teh lulz, and horrormirth; and it's about politics and pedantry, shoes, and ships, and sealing wax -- Cabbages and kings; and that all the things you think you know are true, but all the things you know are false; and it's about the Weird, and it's about making music and pranking the establishment (At the same time, of course), and it's about picking fights with ECH for no reason, stealing Cram's mustache, and kicking TGRR's corpse when it starts to stink, and it's about eating oranges until someone dies, and it's about meese and mass and molecules, and it's about Dimo walking around with no shirt, making everyone jealous, and it's about Trip learning what it means to be American^TM, and it's about mocking RAW and calling David Icke a ninny, and it's about going from a little girl with too much free time to a little girl with too much free time AND several colleges worth of smarts, and the most important thing: Also, fuck you, Kai.

Fixed to make it one sentence, as per the request in the OP.

DAMN YOU PMZ! MAKIN' MAH POST ALL CONFORMIST 'N' SHIT! 

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

 

[Iason Ouabache]

Per ECH IO:

Discordianism is Militant Agnosticism Subjectivism.

[Freeky]

There is no Discospagism, there is only Zuul.

To understand Discordiansim, you must first understand Discordianism.

[Bu🤠ns]

This is sentence #1. This is sentence #5.

[LMNO]

"Christ, what a bunch of assholes."

[Luna]

a violent relaxation of the mind

and, occasionally, sphincters...