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Discordianism is one sentence!

Started by MMMW, September 12, 2011, 10:22:48 PM

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Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Bu🤠ns

"Goddammit, Bobby, stop yanking my pigtails!"

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Iason Ouabache

Discordianism: The next person to say, "Everything happens for a reason" gets stabbed in the neck!
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Iason Ouabache

Inspired by a license plate I saw today:

Discordianism: LOL GOD!
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kingyak

Don't remember off the top of my head who said it, but I've always liked "It's both an elaborate joke disguised as a religion and a religion disguised as an elaborate joke."
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Nephew Twiddleton

 If you want to sum up discordianism in one sentence it would be that, think for yourself schmuck, or -my favorite- go to the forums on pd.com sign up and find out for yourself schmuck.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote


Freeky

PDCOM:  The highlight of our day is contests involving stuffing shit in our mouths.

Salty

Discordianism is a terrible religion, just terrible.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

"Worse than useless; it's so bad, it requires thought."