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Discordianism is one sentence!

Started by MMMW, September 12, 2011, 10:22:48 PM

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Molon Lube

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themenniss

Realising that you can't turn them off and on again even if you push really hard.
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KaaosovCyn

there is confusion maybe, I haven't quite... This was as for as I am going to get, so there

Slurrealist

Discordianism: explaining the absurd with the help of the more absurd.
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."

Khore

#50
Each understand Discordianism differently.
Discordianism is for people tired of all other religions.

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Slurrealist

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Pæs

 :kingmeh:

This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 27, 2011, 04:28:58 AM
:kingmeh:

This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

This thread makes me want to sell lengths of chain to you.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 04:29:35 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 27, 2011, 04:28:58 AM
:kingmeh:

This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

This thread makes me want to sell lengths of chain to you.

This thread makes me want to volunteer as a damsel.
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Iron Sulfide

This thread is the perfect first thing to post in after not being here for months.
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

It makes luxurious fudge out of the Hodge-Podge. 
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Slurrealist

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.
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Golden Applesauce

Quote from: Slurrealist on December 28, 2011, 07:38:10 PM
Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

You're thinking of the SubGenii or Scientology.  They're the ones who charge, not us.
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