great revelations

[Iron Sulfide]

tonight's rant has been postponed.
instead, i present you with this:
i have issues with spatulas. i don't know why, but i do.

[saint aini]

Blame your mother...

[Bella]

Blame your mother...

Now my own spatula issues have resurfaced.
I blame my mother for sure, because she used to hit us with a spatula whenever she got mad.

No wonder I don't like to cook.

[Horab Fibslager]

i hold my spatula high as a symbol of my uber pwnage and complte and absolute authority over my grill and the flesh upon it.

j00 will ph34r teh spatula!

[East Coast Hustle]

Blame your mother...

Now my own spatula issues have resurfaced.
I blame my mother for sure, because she used to hit us with a spatula whenever she got mad.

No wonder I don't like to cook.

no wonder you always burn the rice...