Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers

[Iason Ouabache]

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."

Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.

[Juana]

Death by badger!

[Phox]

,,, There are no words for this....

[Cain]

I thought there would be very little that could top the title of this thread.

After discovering this was the dwarf doppelganger of Gordon Ramsay, I decided I was wrong.

[Faust]

Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.

[Luna]

Wait... Suicide by badger?

[Cain]

Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.

Not to give away the plot of any further episodes/books of A Song of Fire and Ice but...yes, Tyrion Lannister is assassinated by a crack squad of badgers, hired by Littlefinger and operating out of Braavos.  It's very tragic, he never even sees them coming.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is this story legit?

I'm having a hard time believing this one.

[Cain]

It was, apparently, first reported by the Sunday Sport.  There is some speculation out there that this means it may be...less than factual...

[El Sjaako]

This is too good to be true.

[Doktor Howl]

If this is proven false, I will stomp on a kitten.

[Cramulus]

Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is EPIC. It had better be true.

[AFK]

So that's what Badger of God has been up to since she left.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So that's what Badger of God has been up to since she left.

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