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Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« on: September 15, 2011, 05:47:49 am »
Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

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In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."

Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.
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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 06:37:30 am »
:lulz: Death by badger!
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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 07:46:38 am »
,,, There are no words for this....

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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 09:11:16 am »
I thought there would be very little that could top the title of this thread.

After discovering this was the dwarf doppelganger of Gordon Ramsay, I decided I was wrong.

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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 12:00:33 pm »
Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.
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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 12:06:56 pm »
Wait... Suicide by badger?
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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 12:20:46 pm »
Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.

Not to give away the plot of any further episodes/books of A Song of Fire and Ice but...yes, Tyrion Lannister is assassinated by a crack squad of badgers, hired by Littlefinger and operating out of Braavos.  It's very tragic, he never even sees them coming.

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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2011, 12:27:00 pm »
Is this story legit?

I'm having a hard time believing this one.
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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2011, 12:29:48 pm »
It was, apparently, first reported by the Sunday Sport.  There is some speculation out there that this means it may be...less than factual...

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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2011, 03:07:52 pm »
This is too good to be true.

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2011, 03:10:32 pm »
If this is proven false, I will stomp on a kitten.
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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2011, 04:02:24 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2011, 06:18:31 pm »
This is EPIC. It had better be true.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2011, 07:06:21 pm »
So that's what Badger of God has been up to since she left.
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Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2011, 03:27:06 pm »
So that's what Badger of God has been up to since she left.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”