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Started by Iason Ouabache, September 15, 2011, 05:47:49 AM

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Iason Ouabache

September 15, 2011, 05:47:49 AM
Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

QuoteIn a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."

Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.
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Juana

#1
September 15, 2011, 06:37:30 AM
:lulz: Death by badger!
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Phox

#2
September 15, 2011, 07:46:38 AM
,,, There are no words for this....

Cain

#3
September 15, 2011, 09:11:16 AM
I thought there would be very little that could top the title of this thread.

After discovering this was the dwarf doppelganger of Gordon Ramsay, I decided I was wrong.

Faust

#4
September 15, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.
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Luna

#5
September 15, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
Wait... Suicide by badger?
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Cain

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September 15, 2011, 12:20:46 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 15, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.

Not to give away the plot of any further episodes/books of A Song of Fire and Ice but...yes, Tyrion Lannister is assassinated by a crack squad of badgers, hired by Littlefinger and operating out of Braavos.  It's very tragic, he never even sees them coming.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
September 15, 2011, 12:27:00 PM
Is this story legit?

I'm having a hard time believing this one.
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Cain

#8
September 15, 2011, 12:29:48 PM
It was, apparently, first reported by the Sunday Sport.  There is some speculation out there that this means it may be...less than factual...

El Sjaako

#9
September 15, 2011, 03:07:52 PM
This is too good to be true.

Doktor Howl

#10
September 15, 2011, 03:10:32 PM
If this is proven false, I will stomp on a kitten.
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#12
September 15, 2011, 06:18:31 PM
This is EPIC. It had better be true.
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#13
September 16, 2011, 07:06:21 PM
So that's what Badger of God has been up to since she left.
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September 17, 2011, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 16, 2011, 07:06:21 PM
So that's what Badger of God has been up to since she left.

Ofuk  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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