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Forms of Discordian Belief

Started by Cramulus, September 15, 2011, 02:52:29 PM

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Discordian Scientology II - Xenu brought billions of his people to earth in a spaceship shaped like a DC-8, piloted by Eris.

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Pentecostal Discordianism You can handle deadly serpents and drink poison.  However, you will more than likely die from doing so and Eris will laugh at you.

Calvinist Discordianism You have slack because Eris elected you to have slack.  Greyfaces and cabbages are the unelect.  It's no coincidence that Calvinism has 5 points.
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Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2011, 02:52:29 PM
Discordian Monotheism: I believe in Eris, in the sense that she is a cosmic entity outside of me that I sometimes hang with. There is no Goddess but Eris and she is my Goddess.

Discordian Polytheism: Eris is just one of several Gods I roll with.

Discordian Atheism: I don't believe in Cosmic Superbeings. Eris is a metaphor who I think is cool.

Discordian Agnosticism: I identify with the concept of Eris, but I don't think we can know whether Eris/Gods are real or not.



What is this list missing?

Wait, there are people who actually believe in Eris as a literal extant entity? :lulz:

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El Sjaako

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 15, 2011, 11:23:45 PM
Wait, there are people who actually believe in Eris as a literal extant entity? :lulz:

Rev. Dr. Occupant and Mad Malik/Sinister Dexter do. Now all you have to do is believe in them as literal extant entities.

East Coast Hustle

I believe in them as literal extant retards. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cramulus

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Discordian Accordionism

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