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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #60 on: November 24, 2011, 02:13:27 pm »
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Discordian Objectivism



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Anatidist Discordianism:
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #61 on: November 26, 2011, 11:31:20 pm »
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Discordian Juggaloism:  We might believe in Eris, if we read the book.  But fuck that; it's got PAGES of text.  MMFWCL

Fucking apples. How do they work?
:lulz: YES I like yours much better.

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2011, 11:25:41 pm »
Discordian Machiavellianism: manipulating the sheep for fun and profit
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #63 on: December 20, 2011, 12:01:50 am »
Discordian Rastafarianism: Discordia-I is cool lya.
Discordian Tantrism: Without Eris there's no enlightenment, and every woman is Eris.
Discordian Hinayana: Create your own personal chaos.
Discordian Mahayana: Create chaos for everyone else then for your own self.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #64 on: December 20, 2011, 12:44:00 am »
Discordian Pandeism: Eris created the universe, and in so doing became it. Guess we're really fucked now!
Discordian Bagpiping: Scotland the Brave, John Cage edition.
Discordian Authoritarianism: We're doing chaos MY WAY!
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #65 on: December 20, 2011, 01:22:04 am »
Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #66 on: December 20, 2011, 06:31:54 am »
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 20, 2011, 01:22:04 am
Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #67 on: December 20, 2011, 07:04:39 am »
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 20, 2011, 01:22:04 am
Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

Oh hey!

I like this one. Quite a lot. I would like to make promotional brochures for this and do some door-to-dooring with other people who can keep a straight face.

ECH and Telarus, in suits? Maybe in MY Discordia!
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #68 on: December 20, 2011, 12:39:28 pm »
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 20, 2011, 01:22:04 am
Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

This is goooood.  "When Chaos begins, please stay behind the velvet rope."
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #69 on: December 20, 2011, 12:46:40 pm »
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 07:04:39 am
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 20, 2011, 01:22:04 am
Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

Oh hey!

I like this one. Quite a lot. I would like to make promotional brochures for this and do some door-to-dooring with other people who can keep a straight face.

ECH and Telarus, in suits? Maybe in MY Discordia!

This is pretty good. Especially because of the idea of Eris snubbing everyone else.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #70 on: December 22, 2011, 02:00:06 am »
Greek Discordian: It's pronounced Aries!
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #71 on: December 22, 2011, 02:16:53 am »
Quote from: Rev. Potzilla on December 22, 2011, 02:00:06 am
Greek Discordian: It's pronounced Aries!
I don't get it.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #72 on: December 22, 2011, 05:18:29 am »
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 20, 2011, 01:22:04 am
Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

Very nice.


Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 22, 2011, 02:16:53 am
Quote from: Rev. Potzilla on December 22, 2011, 02:00:06 am
Greek Discordian: It's pronounced Aries!
I don't get it.

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #73 on: December 22, 2011, 06:19:58 am »
I still pronounce it "AEris" instead of "AirEEEs" sometimes (which I've heard on a RAW recording)... is that what Potzilla was on about?
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #74 on: December 22, 2011, 07:10:08 am »
Quote from: Telarus on December 22, 2011, 06:19:58 am
I still pronounce it "AEris" instead of "AirEEEs" sometimes (which I've heard on a RAW recording)... is that what Potzilla was on about?
Technically, it should be pronounced with pre-vowel shift pronunciation, (i.e. Ehrees, compared to Ares which would be  Ahrays). I have no idea what Potzilla is on.


ETA: slight correction, as I confused the spellings.
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