Forms of Discordian Belief

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Discordian Objectivism

HAAAA!



Anatidist Discordianism:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Discordian Juggaloism:  We might believe in Eris, if we read the book.  But fuck that; it's got PAGES of text.  MMFWCL

Fucking apples. How do they work?

YES I like yours much better.

[Forsooth]

Discordian Machiavellianism: manipulating the sheep for fun and profit

[Slurrealist]

Discordian Rastafarianism: Discordia-I is cool lya.
Discordian Tantrism: Without Eris there's no enlightenment, and every woman is Eris.
Discordian Hinayana: Create your own personal chaos.
Discordian Mahayana: Create chaos for everyone else then for your own self.

[PeregrineBF]

Discordian Pandeism: Eris created the universe, and in so doing became it. Guess we're really fucked now!
Discordian Bagpiping: Scotland the Brave, John Cage edition.
Discordian Authoritarianism: We're doing chaos MY WAY!

[Lenin McCarthy]

Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

[Telarus]

Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

Oh hey!

I like this one. Quite a lot. I would like to make promotional brochures for this and do some door-to-dooring with other people who can keep a straight face.

ECH and Telarus, in suits? Maybe in MY Discordia!

[LMNO]

Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

This is goooood.  "When Chaos begins, please stay behind the velvet rope."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

Oh hey!

I like this one. Quite a lot. I would like to make promotional brochures for this and do some door-to-dooring with other people who can keep a straight face.

ECH and Telarus, in suits? Maybe in MY Discordia!

This is pretty good. Especially because of the idea of Eris snubbing everyone else.

[Rev. Potzilla]

Greek Discordian: It's pronounced Aries!

[Phox]

Greek Discordian: It's pronounced Aries!

I don't get it.

[Don Coyote]

Eris' Witnesses: Eris is throwing a giant party, the guest list is full. Her followers are required to go from door to door with this important message.

Very nice.

Greek Discordian: It's pronounced Aries!

I don't get it.

[Telarus]

I still pronounce it "AEris" instead of "AirEEEs" sometimes (which I've heard on a RAW recording)... is that what Potzilla was on about?

[Phox]

I still pronounce it "AEris" instead of "AirEEEs" sometimes (which I've heard on a RAW recording)... is that what Potzilla was on about?

Technically, it should be pronounced with pre-vowel shift pronunciation, (i.e. Ehrees, compared to Ares which would be  Ahrays). I have no idea what Potzilla is on.


ETA: slight correction, as I confused the spellings.