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George Lucas is demented.

Started by AFK, September 16, 2011, 08:57:15 PM

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AFK

September 16, 2011, 08:57:15 PM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44491069/ns/today-entertainment/

QuoteOh Nooooo! Vader's 'Jedi' yell
Remember at the end of "Revenge of the Sith," when we finally see the completion of Anakin Skywalker's turn to the Dark Side, and he becomes Darth Vader? Then you probably recall how that incredible scene, something "Star Wars" fans had been waiting to see for years, was undercut by Vader's instantly infamous "NOOOOOOOO!"

Guess what Lucas decided to add to the climactic moment in "Jedi" when Vader saves Luke from the Emperor? Uh-huh. The Sith Lord now also says 'NOOOOOO!' before he gives Palpatine the shaft and tosses him over the rail.

The Internet nearly cracked in half when news of this change leaked. Either Lucas likes the continuity of having Vader bellow the same silly thing in the end film of both trilogies, or he just wanted to get under the skin of the segment of the fan base annoyed with all his tweaks. Mission accomplished, George.

:argh!:

Eh, doesn't matter I suppose.  I don't have Blu-Ray, AND this package has the 1997 version of IV-VI, not the original theatrical versions.  So I'm not wasting my money on this shit anyway. 
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September 16, 2011, 09:29:49 PM
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September 16, 2011, 09:33:57 PM
He's from, like, Modesto. There's something about being a native of the Central Valley that makes people crazy.
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September 17, 2011, 03:18:58 AM
Lucas is a supercunt motherfucker. He makes me shit eyeballs out of both my dicks.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

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September 17, 2011, 03:55:48 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 16, 2011, 09:33:57 PM
He's from, like, Modesto. There's something about being a native of the Central Valley that makes people crazy.

Ha.  I didn't know that...somehow.  Should've.

Damn.  Explains A LOT.  I mean...A LOT.

Triple Zero

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September 17, 2011, 04:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2011, 03:18:58 AM
Lucas is a supercunt motherfucker. He makes me shit eyeballs out of both my dicks.

Ha.  I didn't know that...somehow.  Should've.

Damn.  Explains A LOT.  I mean...A LOT.
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September 17, 2011, 04:08:44 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 17, 2011, 04:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2011, 03:18:58 AM
Lucas is a supercunt motherfucker. He makes me shit eyeballs out of both my dicks.

Ha.  I didn't know that...somehow.  Should've.

Damn.  Explains A LOT.  I mean...A LOT.

Trip.  Be a good boy or I'll come over there and whoop you.

ETA:  nm.  I now C wut u did thar.

I'm slow.  And old.

Triple Zero

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September 17, 2011, 04:09:48 AM
Okay but your reply was much funnier in reply to Nigel!
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#8
September 17, 2011, 04:11:38 AM
I work with what I got on hand, man.  Be reasonable.

Cain

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September 17, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
There is a reason why producers and directors have different job roles.

George Lucas is a good reminder of why this is.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 17, 2011, 07:37:37 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#12
September 19, 2011, 06:13:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
There is a reason why producers and directors have different job roles.

George Lucas is a good reminder of why this is.

And writers.

Lucas: FABULOUS Producer, okay director, fucking awful writer. Minus the first, add Rick McCallum, and you get Jar Jar Binks.
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#13
September 19, 2011, 06:22:33 PM
Ha.  I didn't know that...somehow.  Should've.

Damn.  Explains A LOT.  I mean...A LOT.

Luna

#14
September 19, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Ah, but you see, if there is a new version, the geeks will buy it...

What Lucas IS good at is marketing.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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